News Alert! Mod-Chip was attacked by the pimps. According to sources, they lured him in to an orgy on craigslist. Not sensing that it's a trap, he did allll sort of nasty thang. After the night is over, he was infected with all kinds of STDs from dick rot to sniffly back side. Fortunately for him, a doctor was nearby and he discovered the cureall for all STDs. Unfortunately for the doctor, he used up all the cureall on Mod-chip. Them the breaks, doc. Here's a song dedicated to our herpes hero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozxBNowyxcU Mod-chip was attacked but was saved by the doctor. It is now Day Time.