Po-pos and Hos: A Mafia Game (HOS WON)

[cyberjim2000]

News Alert! Mod-Chip was attacked by the pimps. According to sources, they lured him in to an orgy on craigslist. Not sensing that it's a trap, he did allll sort of nasty thang. After the night is over, he was infected with all kinds of STDs from dick rot to sniffly back side. Fortunately for him, a doctor was nearby and he discovered the cureall for all STDs. Unfortunately for the doctor, he used up all the cureall on Mod-chip. Them the breaks, doc.

Here's a song dedicated to our herpes hero:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozxBNowyxcU

Mod-chip was attacked but was saved by the doctor.
It is now Day Time.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Well at least the doctor is smart.


I await news from Mod-chip.

 

[Mod-Chip]

I scanned another Townie/Ho yesterday. There are currently 3 unscanned players left, so it's a 33% chance of me catching them next night. Assuming the doctor will protect me the coming night, there is no way we can't narrow it down to 50/50. If the pimp gets the doctor tomorrow night and I scan another Townie/Ho, I will reveal the 2 unscanned members, and it'll be up to you to lynch them.

So long story short, No Lynch for now.

 

[De-Ting]

Lynchus non.

 

[MattAY]

This ho went on holiday to Devon for a week - and is still alve!

No Lynch.

 

[madster111]

No Lynch, i guess.

 

[HK-47]

No lynch.

 

[WickedLiquid]

It must suck to be the last(?) pimp right now.

So to you Mr. Pimp I'd say Get, that, dirt off your shoulder.

Also No Lynch.

 

[cyberjim2000]

Today, the whores saved their fury for another day. The end is near. And I'm sweatin' cold sweats:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni5ELUVM2eI

No one was lynched today.

It is now Night time. Send me your PMs.

 

[cyberjim2000]

Late last night, a whore named De-Ting was killed. Johns say that he really wasn't feel... ing into it, like bonin' a cold squid. Well, the police came to check on the whore and found him brutally murdered face raped. Sources say he was killed by a single pimp. RIP De-Ting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5lAnSaOHnM

De-ting has died. He was a whore.
It is now Day.

 

[Mod-Chip]

Hey Cyberjim2000....what gives with the lack of a response to my scan?

 

[De-Ting]

Feels bad, man.

 

[cyberjim2000]

Hey Cyberjim2000....what gives with the lack of a response to my scan?

Sorry, I'm not a computer that keep tracks of stuff plus I've been ill and busy lately. But yeah, I pm'd you.

 

[Mod-Chip]

Alright folks, I scanned another Ho. This means that there are 2 possible targets left. Considering we have a population advantage, why don't we just lynch one of these 2 to end the game quicker.

The possibilities are either madster111 or spartan317.

Which one should we pick?

 

[Green_Lantern]

My vote is spartan.

 

[HK-47]

Spartan, his inactivity is a crime in itself.

 

[Mod-Chip]

Sounds good, Lynch Spartan

 

[MattAY]

Wut? Surely ACTivity is more of a sign that a pimp is present?

For the sake of victory though - Lynch Spartan

 

[cyberjim2000]

And that ends the game. Townies won BUT it was imbalanced, in my opinion. Didn't realized it until after the second pimp died. I should've either taken out the doctor role or made Used44 a godfather or something so it'll be more interesting. Sorry about that pimps that was completely my fault.

 

[danielrbischoff]

HOES WIN HOES WIN HOES WIN