Last night, a mob of angry llamas stampeded through the house of llama farmer Rainemaida, dragging him off to the ocean where the furry creatures all drowned. It is not known what angered the llamas, though El Presidente blames the incident on the rebels. In an attempt to prove this, several crudely drawn pictures were conjured up by El Presidente, including one of rocket powered llamas. Shortly after, the Tropican military was found focusing on this new design.
Rainemaida has died. He was a townie.
It is now Day 2