It didn't take long for all of Ugh's 20 million Twitter followers to turn on him. All those tweets about helping the earth and eating at vegan non-diary bakeries were lies. Remember when he said his lifted truck wasn't an MSCORP lease? He told the populace it was a hybrid. And they believed him! As the populace began rocking his lifted truck back and forth, Ugh breathed deep and knew it was the end.
Finally he fell out of the window and onto the pavement. As the populace silently gathered around him, ugh had time for one last tweet:
"Our town has no heart."
With that Icepick and the other citizens picked Ugh up and carried him to the liquidator. They dumped him in and watched as he slid down the chute. After his head and grasping hands disappeared behind the black flap covering the spinning blades, the populace sighed in relief.
Then green goo exploded out of the liquidator and covered the crowd. Ugh... was... an alien?!
It is now Night 3. PM your moves to me.