"IT'S SNOWING! I love winter!", pranced the man in the big overcoat, as he skipped through the theatre stage.
The snow machine was blowing its snowy dust effect all over the place. It was way past closing time here, and
rehearsal had finished ages ago, but he just loved that fake snow, "It's never this beautiful in real life".
"FEE...FI...FO...FUM!.....I smell.....blooood", a voice echoed throughout.
"Who's there?!" Shouted the man in the coat, "Sorry I'm still here, I'll go now!"
The dry ice machine started to vent fog all around the stage.
"Wh-What's going on?! I said I'm sorry!?" the man started to panic.
"Oh my little monkey, how lovely to see you", a sinister voice sounded throughout the theatre walls, "Will the little monkey climb up the mighty beanstalk?
Or will he slip down to the floor, forever dumped into the sodden world below?"
A loud clanking noise was heard by the coat-clad gentleman, as he started to sweat, "wh-wh-what? I dont get it!"
He spotted a single chain hanging down, at least it looked like it...slightly obscured by the fog.
"Man, I'm sweating...it's getting really hot!!" mumbled the man with the coat, "I dont need this stress".
Just then he spotted an orange glow all round him, and cracking noises started to emerge, "What's going on?!" questioned the stage actor.
"My darling little monkey...has your little brain not realised? Climb the beanstalk I've left for you...or you will burn in hell!" shouted the stranger in a maniacal scream.
Fire broke out around the coat-clad man, "SH-SHIT!" He immediately leapt onto the chain and started to climb!
"That's it, my little monkey! Climb...climb...CLIMB! HAHAHAHA!", the maniac shouted, "keep going, you're doing so very well!"
"OH my God, you're CRAZY!! Pant-pant...CRAZYYY!!" the stage actor screamed.
"Oh dear, are we not having fun?! It's an INFERNO, How Exciting hmmm?!" the crazy man continued, "I must warn you...
a FANTASTIC conductor of heat...is the metal in that chain!" said the maniac.
The actor continued to climb, but he was getting tired and started to feel the burn from the beat in his hands, "Dammit...I dont wanna die here!"
"OOOH, YOU DONT?! Well, hate to break it to ya...but you dont look so hot!...PFTTTHAHAHAHAHA!" the maniac screamed, as he grabbed the top of the chain, and unclipped it from the top stantion, causing the coat-clad gentleman to fall down into the fire!
Morning broke,
"Burned to a crisp...but the dental records will prove who it was..." concluded the police investigator.
StudioTan is dead. He was the vigilante
It is now DAY 3! Chat like your lives depend on it!