"DUUUUUDE! That whiskey was the dog's bollocks!" Shouted the drunk man.
"The what?!" questioned the taxi driver.
"The dog's bollocks, it's a British phrase, it means gooooood! Was talking to this English guy in the bar...Mark?...Mavis?...COOOL GUY!! REALLY COOL GUY!"
"The balls of a dog are good?...OK whatever", they drove in silence for a minute, "where you want dropping off?"
"Here, here!" slurred the steaming chap, "I wanna check out the neon lights along here, it chills me out when I walk down here".
"'kay dude, 2000 Yuan!" ordered the driver.
"YOU WHAT?!?!"
"Stay close, partner. let's go deal with the little wondering fishy", said the white suit clad gentleman, in a calm and collected manner. Even his shirt and tie were white.
He looked into his suit jacket to read the note in his pocket...6 names remained, "time to continute our pursuit of dominance.
He leapt up alternating steps of the roof ladder and proceeded to advance via rooftops, leaping over alley gaps so fearlessly.
After 4-5 blocks, he peered through his panda mask concealing his face...he had found his next target, "hello my little friend"
"Aaaaah, the cyan colours...the purples, the pinks!....the strip club reds!! BEAUTIFUL!" The drunk man was walking
down his favourite street. There weren't many other people around, only a few homeless people and more drunk stragglers.
Just then the drunkard stopped in his stride, still swaying on the spot of course, "WOW! A panda!!"
"Haha, you like animals, dear friend?" Questioned the white-suit clad gentleman.
"A TALKING panda?! I'm RICH!!" bellowed the intoxicated man.
"This way please, I'd like to talk to you", said the gentleman as he steered the drunkard down a nearby alleyway.
"You see my dear boy, pandas dont actually eat fish, they're quiet vegetarians who SELDOM eat meat...but crows,
hell crows eat anything they can get their beaks on...fish included, isn't that right, partner?" Said the man in the white suit as he turned to the shadows.
A man in all black approached, with a crow mask hiding his face, "YOU BETCHA, BABY! Feeding time BAHAHA!
"Ooooh you guys speak funny, are you from England too?!" said the drunk man in response.
The crow revealed a blade, and swiftly chopped off the drunkard's head in a fountain of blood!
The police investigators found the head, dunked in a fish tank with its swollen facial features on display.
The body was hanging above with a note, "there are plenty of other fish in the sea".
"Another big cheese in the city", said the invesigator, "it's the same guy as the park explosion incident.
Longo_2_guns is dead. He was a Townie.
It is now DAY 2! Discuss deathwishes, lads!