Night 4 results
The Godfather sent his servants to kidnap keepithowitis. When they found him, he was sound asleep wearing nothing but tinted adult diapers. These same diapers he had worn for several days now in order to wallow in his own supply of urine. Nothing made him happier. At times, he would be just having a conversation with someone, and he would pee in his diapers. No one would know, but him. This made him feel amazing. There was nothing he loved more than urine.
And so it was surprising to the goons when he seemed to orgasm when The Boss poured his pee bucket on him after they brought him to the Boss. Normally, people vomit when The Godfather does that, but keepithowitis not only kept composure, but he loved it!
The Godfather, realizing that they had compatible taste in pleasurable activities dismissed his goons and participated in all-night lovemaking fest with keepithowitis (which was pretty much a strange exchange of bodily fluids between the two).
The next morning, when the servants were delivering the boss his daily breakfast of Frosted Ear-ios, they found but a bloody skeleton of keepithowitis at the foot of the Boss’s throne. They deducted that the boss wasn’t that hungry and had really enjoyed the night.
It was at the town hall meeting the next morning when the Cannibals realized that they were no longer outnumbered. And so they declared all-out war against the remaining townies. Right then and there, the remaining townies were slaughtered and eaten. Blood was splattered across the room. It was during this feast, that JCD entered the room expecting another civil execution. Instead, he was greeted by deer-in-the-headlight stares from three people holding bloodied limbs.
Awkward silence.
“…I vote to lynch JCD…â€
