The Stalfros Experiment (Chat Thread)

[UghRochester]

Yeah I might regret it in 20 years when it looks like shit from saggin skin, but other than that Batman was a great part of my childhood, I used to collect the comic books until our house burned down. I'm not getting a Batman tattoo, I'm just getting his symbol

Maybe not have the color, probably just black and white.

 

[schimmel]

Ugh, it's not that the tattoo won't look cool, it''s just that the tattoo won't look cool on you. I know I'm being harsh but still, it's better to help someone by being harsh than to not help them by being nice.

Besides, tattoos are expensive, and if you wanted to get that one so it looked right you'd be dropping some cash (you'd have to make it big). Plus, a lone bat symbol? Cliche. If you do get this turn it into a sleeve

 

[MattAY]

At least redesign it to make it look a bit cooler.

If you are gonna get it (god forbid), where would you get it?

From the way this has been going in terms of Ugh's coolness, I'm sensing the answer to be: asscheek.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

You're going to regret this when they make Batman's gay affair with Robin canon.

 

[Chris_Crime]

get it done with uv ink. on your cock. then, who needs viagra, right? "no one knows my secret identity, bitch ugh ugh take it"

It may motivate you is what I'm saying. And you may be further motivated by keeping it a secret.

 

[keepithowitis]

Yeah, ugh. Get a batman tramp stamp. Just make sure not to post pics.

 

[UghRochester]

Ugh, it's not that the tattoo won't look cool, it''s just that the tattoo won't look cool on you. I know I'm being harsh but still, it's better to help someone by being harsh than to not help them by being nice.

First off being cool has no reason why I would want to get the tattoo, I could careless what others truly think of me (I'm still posting in the forums aren't I?) I want the tattoo because of my childhood memories

Mattay, I would either get it on back near my neck or my chest, the problem is those places would hurt like hell. I'm not going to get it on my arm because it wouldn't look right in those places.

Now here's a story, my Uncle Ben is a homosexual, he's proud to be gay. So he got a tattoo of the Superman Symbol, but instead an "S" he has a "G" and he says he's "Super-Gay."

 

[BigZell2020]

Definitely tramp stamp it.

 

[MattAY]

Mattay, I would either get it on back near my neck or my chest, the problem is those places would hurt like hell. I'm not going to get it on my arm because it wouldn't look right in those places.

Haha! If you get it on the chest )PLEASE get it on the chest), it's got to be in the middle, big and proper. Like Batman would wear it.

PS - Dont be a wuss...TAKE THE PAIN WITH THE GOOD!!

 

[UghRochester]

Oh now you want me to get it, Harvey!
Might as well get it on my chest, I mean I'm already going to endure the torture anyways, why not more?
Also I kept stabbing myself with a sewing needle to see if it would piss me off

EDIT: Oh f*ck! If I it get on my chest, my man-tits would be in the way.

 

[madster111]

EDIT: Oh f*ck! If I get on my chest, my man-tits would be in the way.

Drop some weight before hand then.

Not only will it help you overall be healthy, if you're not so chubby you MIGHT be able to make women ignore the batman logo on your chest.

But i doubt it. Ugh, with this tattoo i can guarantee you that you will find it exponentially harder to get laid.

 

[UghRochester]

It's not like I'm going to go up to someone and say, "yo check out my tattoo."

 

[madster111]

It's not like I'm going to go up to someone and say, "yo check out my tattoo."

If you ever get to the point where your shirt is off in front of a female, they will leave.
Straight away. They'll just go home.

 

[UghRochester]

I highly doubt that. I don't think women will just say, "Oh...you have a Bat tat...yeah umm..." and run away.
Fuck it, you guys convinced me it's not worth it. I'll get a cross or something on my back.

 

[schimmel]

Oh God! Not a cross! So cliche. Worse than the Batman tat. If you really want something on your body forever make sure it's something that means a lot to you. Not about collecting comics or anything. I'm getting my Star Wars sleeve because for a long time in my life I moved around a lot, and leaving friends sucks, but Star Wars was a constant that I always had.

Make sure something is of value to you otherwise when you're older you'll hate the fact that you got it inked into your body

 

[UghRochester]

Batman is something value to me, not many of you like Batman as a superhero but that's another point, he's not a superhero. He's a normal rich ass person with kick-ass gadgets and helps Gotham clean the street up. I enjoyed reading the comics, and I still enjoy anything else about Batman. That's why I posted

being cool has no reason why I would want to get the tattoo, I could careless what others truly think of me

I would feel great having the tattoo. Who gives a shit if this won't help me get laid, I have two hands. Schimmel, the way you enjoy Star Wars, is the way I enjoy Batman.
Someone's going to sig that "two hands" joke.

 

[MattAY]

Also I kept stabbing myself with a sewing needle to see if it would piss me off
.

How did none of you notice this?!

Ugh...be honest...are you a product of incest?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

I could careless what others truly think of me (I'm still posting in the forums aren't I?)

Ugh, you deserve those six honors, you are worth your weight in unintentional hilarity.

And sigged.

 

[schimmel]

Also I kept stabbing myself with a sewing needle to see if it would piss me off
.

Honestly, it doesn't feel like stabbing yourself with a sewing needle. For one thing, most people can never bring themselves to inflict enough damage on themselves to actually break the skin, tattoos do. You might get a much lesser feeling than what one feels like, but it's not the same. Also, if it'd piss you off why would you get it?

 

[madster111]

For one thing, most people can never bring themselves to inflict enough damage on themselves to actually break the skin, tattoos do.

These people are Pussies.