The Stalfros Experiment (Chat Thread)

Or the unicorn from Robotic Unicorn Attack! Will it play Always by Erasure?

Or the Unicorn from Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. If so, Marston must be riding it in his PJs.
 
This is worth sharing: The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Boo Boo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4

Boo Boo was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted killing Yogi, that he missed the bear as much as anybody and wished his murder hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his park he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing letters that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his cave all day, flipping over playing cards, looking at his destiny in every King and Jack. Park Ranger Smith came up from Bachelor at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Boo Boo. Ranger Smith would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Colorado Penitentiary for Fish and Wildlife Services violation. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Smith's release, and in 1902, Governor James B. Ullman would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Boo Boo, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no cubs named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the caves he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and Cindy Bear would scream, but Boo Boo would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
 

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