Before you ask, no it's not the five FINGER club...so those people need to get the fuck out. I've reached 10000 posts, I'm a member of this prestigious group of members that have stuck to GR because of its incredible community, and glorious laughs and smiles. Coupled with a few tears and embarrassment. WE HAVE SHARED SO MUCH GR! I mean fuck, I'm actually typing all of this and I'm not even drunk - that's how much you all mean to me! The meaning of this topic? Well, it's to show off my post count really - LOOK AT IT ASSHOLES HAHAHA!! But on a serious note, it's a thankyou for being here. I enjoy every visit to these forums, full of great people and diverse personalities. I mean, I'm pretty sure we have the highest count of sociopaths in one place right now...gotta be a record right? Please stick around, keep posting, and help keep this place what it is - a virtual best friend palace. I also invite you to post your treasured GR memories, or any GR-related moments you can think of that made you laugh, smile, cry, or cringe...or all 4....just like the time when Longo surprised me from behin-.....hmm, that's a story for another time. RIGHT, now give me the key to the VIP lounge mothertruckers. I'm getting a beer, sitting in my chair, and I'm going to smoke a cigar with a lapdance. Enjoy your 4 figures, peasants!! The bar has been raised - come join me up here, the air is fucking great!