Hey does anyone else here spend too much time a http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/? I've always found that site to have a certain train wreck appeal, but now it just makes me feel icky. There's always some funny stuff, but lately all the texts from alcoholics, sluts, and college freshman (or any combination thereof) make feel...I dunno. Like I said, everything seems to fall into 1 of 4 categories: Alcoholics: (978) dude just woke up in the hospital w stitches on my fists and a pumped stumic. im still on for thirsty thursday tho Sluts: (773) so then we went back to my place and we fucked (212) thats the 4th guy this week lol!!! (773) no we used a condom so it didnt count lolz! Wide-eyed College Freshmen: (318) i just made a bagel with veggie cream cheese and fruity pebbles. college is f'n rad! Too Much Information: (948) sorry i couldnt get back to u, i had diarrhea in the bar bathroom, but now im with some guy and now hes totes eating me out I guess what I'm saying is, 8th and 9th graders have been getting/giving blow jobs as long as teenagers and blow jobs have been around, and now that humans have the ability to text, this is evidently what we text about.