most boring day of my life

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  1. Icepick

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    I would have figured by now you knew not to ask strange men over the internet to visit their isolated cabin
     
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  2. intoTheRain

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    In b4 dobbys inbox is bombarded with addresses
     
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  3. intoTheRain

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    In b4 dobbys inbox is bombarded with addresses
     
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  4. NickKmet

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    Especially from these forums.....
     
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  5. Dobby2244

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    Haven't got any messages with addresses :(

    ;)
     
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  6. Icepick

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    they're out buying supplies first, you know the essentials, roofies, condoms, more roofies

    to spring the address so soon would be amateurish, and GR doesn't breed no amateur creeper
     
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  7. yorky

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    J'en doute!

    ...je m'en doutais.
     
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  8. intoTheRain

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    haha
     
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  9. Noritama

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    Add me on steam. :O
     
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    Yeah, me.

    And... wait.

    Ah man, I have so got an in with Dobby right now.


    Well, I invite you to come stay with me. But it's a bit of a long trip.

    First, you gotta fly out to Fresno. There, hop on the 43 bus going East until you reach the end of the line. It's about fifteen miles. There at the bus stop is usually an old man named Boris. Ask him to take you to Camp Longo, and he'll give you a ride in his buggy. He'll only take you to the entrance, and it's a several hundred acre area, so be ready for that. When he lets you go, give him a tip of three copper pieces or one silver piece, but not any more than that. He's an asshole.

    Once you get to there, there's going to be a river on the right. Chances are we'll have a canoe out there, and you can paddle yourself down the river for a little ways. After about a mile, you'll go under a stone bridge. Watch out because a troll lives there. Opt to answer his riddle. The answer is "A watermelon." It's the only riddle he's known for 20 some years, so I doubt it'll change. Once you get past him, you'll be here. The guest room is currently being renovated, so you'll have to sleep on the couch. Hope that's not too inconvenient.
     
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  12. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    That sounds like the gameplay walkthrough for a King's Quest game.
     
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  13. Longo_2_guns

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    Why do you think I'm so good at Demon's/Dark Souls?

    I've been living it since I was three.
     
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  14. daverabbit

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    Loneliness?
     
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  15. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. NickKmet

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    I don't think you want to fly half way around the world anyways.
     
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