Mafia VI - Mafia wins!

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  1. keepithowitis

    keepithowitis Rookie

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    Partly because I've been swamped with work this week, partly because I'm running on half an hour of sleep, and mostly because you all voted No Lynch, all I'm gonna write out is nobody was lynched.

    Somewhere, buried deep beneath the stacks of "fresh" "beef" in the McDonalds storeroom, Ugh turns in his grave.

    IT IS NOW NIGHT 3. NIGHT PEOPLE PM ME YOUR MOVES. And Tylzen, get in the game, dammit! :)
     
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  2. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    :shock:

    For real? First it was the epic death, now it's me turning into a zombie (unless I wasn't dead at all, but yet alive). Why am I inside the game? :?
     
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  3. keepithowitis

    keepithowitis Rookie

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    Thunder clapped and shook a small house on the outskirts of town. As the rain poured outside, fires were being lit, hot chocolate poured, and Snuggies donned. In MattAY's house, however, this was not the case. "Damn, damn, damn!" Matt was on the verge of tears as his favorite anime flashed before his eyes. His favorite character was being strangled to death by a plethora of tentacles, and nobody was able to help him. As Matt bundled himself into a morose cocoon of comic books, tissues, and blankets, a fierce gale, combined with heavy rain, swept through the TV receiver and station north of Betaville, wiping out all signal in the town. The picture on Matt's TV went fuzzy, and he swore in anger. "Good thing I had the show recorded on 3 DVDs and a Blu-Ray," he murmured as he wiped the sweat from his forehead and readjusted his Naruto headband. Matt walked up through his house to his multiple DVRs, checked through each one, and finally made his choice. As he turned to the doorway back to his basement, a flash of lightning illuminated the room. A tall man stood between him and the stairs, cracking his knuckles in delight. The man picked up Matt's alphabetically arranged shelf of anime comics, movies, shows, pornos, and smashed it violently into the wall of Matt's house. Matt shrieked in pure horror, keeled over, and seized up as the rain increased outside. For about 30 seconds Matt tweaked and twisted across his floor as his life flashed before his eyes. Then, in a moment of silence, he died.
    "Damn, that was too easy," the burly man said. "Didn't even have to use a bullet." And with that, he kneeled down to affirm Matt's passing, prodded him with his foot, stood up, and left the house.

    MattAY is dead. He was the angel.

    IT IS NOW DAY 3.
     
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  4. kapow

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    alright guys, believe it or not, me and the other cop have found the other mafioso, it's madster

    lynch madster

    so we take care of him and all we have left is the godfather!
     
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  5. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Let's do this...madster=lynched.
     
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  6. madster111

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    What?

    Seriously, i find that hard to believe.
    Out of everyone else here, it just so happens to be me?
    And you just so happened to have found this out now?

    No way. If i was a cop, i would have scanned me, Longo, Bret, Lien and MattAY first. In that order.

    I say you havn't scanned anyone. I say you're lying, hoping to get me killed, because i slept with your hot wife, sheriff. (in the game)


    No Lynch.
     
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  7. MattAY

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    ....DAMMIT!!! I had an urge to protect myself too.

    Get 'em townies!
     
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  8. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    HEY MATTAY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE DEAD CAN'T TALK!

    Also, are the cops allowed to communicate? The fuck? No communication outside the mafia is part of what makes this game fair.

    Goddamn.
     
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  9. HK-47

    HK-47 Rookie

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    Lynch Madster

    For MattAY (And for his anime/manga)!
     
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  10. schimmel

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    So I didn't have internet all weekend but Madster killed MattAY?

    Lynch Madster
     
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  11. Lien

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    Lynch Madster. Sorry... :cry:

    And i rrrreeeaaaaly hope Kapow isn't the don.
     
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  12. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Assorted hooligans, I come to you...not as a lawman, but as a concerned citizen because...wait for it...I believe I have figured out who the Don is! <pull out my pipe and inspector hat>

    The don is none other than...Lien!!! Now I know many of you will say, "Whaaaaat!?!" But I believe that his words thus far speak for themselves. Please allow me to use way too many quote boxes.

    The first suspicious thing he said was to Kapow, after he revealed himself as a cop...
    Interesting that he would even infer that he was a Made Man, no? Especially in a town full of suspicious lynch-happy hooligans. It seems our Don likes to ride on the edge of life and feel the thrill of a close encounter. But he wasn't satisfied to leave it at just that, oh no. Later on, he escalated his taunting of Kapow, trying to taint our noble defender's honor. No longer satisfied with only infering involvement, he sought to place Kapow at the top of the murderous food chain.
    On top of that...umm, project much, Lien?

    Next, my recently departed, esteemed colleague in the amateur fight against organized crime, MattAY, said...
    Lien, responded by twisting his words to assert that implicating Lien deserved a lynching. Quite a violent reaction for a calm bystander, wouldn't you say. Later he tryed to mellow the harshness by saying...
    Again, project much? Also, you shouldn't end an apology by saying something mean-spirited, it's just rude... Moving on!

    Finally, he shows remorse to an Australian. Who does that, I mean, really? Moreover, he is showing remorse to a known mafioso, indicated again by Kapow. And once again...project much?
    I think the evidence from our well-documented conversations speak for themselves. He made good on his threat and had MattAY offed. It's a good thing we keep such good track of everything we say.

    If we could, I'd suggest a double lynch, but we don't have enough rope. :( Until next week, I'll be hiding in a secure bunker somewhere in the desert. Gentleman and hooligans, I bid you adieu. <exit stage left>
     
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  13. madster111

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    No, Lapow is the don and Lien is the other mafia member.


    Think about it people!

    IT ALL FITS. Who else would play the cop and have everyone on his side, apart from the don?
    It's the perfect way to go. Damn smart plan, impersonate the cop and when the real ones try to scan you, they see nothing cause of you're don...ness.

    Lynch Kapow.
     
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  14. MattAY

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    Sorry, I know I'm dead but...how stupid do you have to be madster ;)

     
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  15. Longo_2_guns

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    Goddammit MattAY! Stop giving us dead guys a bad name with your constant chattering!
     
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  16. madster111

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    what? i am failing. As it stands, i'm getting killed unless the rest of these pillocks figure out that Kapow is mafia.
    I've failed pretty much all the mafia games i've been in. Last time, as i remember, i got absolutely pwned and i was (again) a townie..


    ..Wait, why the hell am i talking to nothing?
    There's no such thing as ghosts. (i hope)
     
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  17. MattAY

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    Longo, do you think were buried next to each other? Like brothers. Or do you reckon FTG is between us?
     
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  18. Lien

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    You'll pay for this, Captain Bretimus!

    And no, i can assure you all i'm not the don, absolutley not! And i'm not saying this in a lex luthor to the press kind of way ("me? kill superman? come on..."). Bretimus or madster on the other hand....
     
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  19. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Pardon my ignorance, but who is that a picture of?

    Also, I would have accepted a "Curse you Perry the Platypus!"
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Lien

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    You're making ted turner cry.:cry: Guess i should call you gandalf from now on...

    Hum hum! Anyhow, you still didn't prove your innocence. Pfff... the pipe and the fake mustache? I've still got my eyes on you, ...gandolf... :evil:
     
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