Do you have a girlfriend?

[thetank]

*stabs Longo in eyes*

 

[Longo_2_guns]

I thought it was funny. I also don't care what you think.

 

[Mod-Chip]

Yeap. We've been together for six months now. She's three years older than me, which is a change, but a very nice change.




-BBK

 

[thetank]

I thought it was funny. I also don't care what you think.

Yeah, I kind of laughed. I was going to make a comment about Girls with Corpses, but the opportunity to virtually stab someone in the eyes doesn't come along every day.

 

[yorky]

I thought it was funny. I also don't care what you think.

Yeah, I kind of laughed. I was going to make a comment about Girls with Corpses, but the opportunity to virtually stab someone in the eyes doesn't come along every day.

*stabs thetank in the eyes*

You know, I think the opportunity does come around everyday. It's just not always appropriate.

Virtual optometrists could use the business anyways...

 

[Krowsnose]

No, me and the women don't get along too well.

When I'm being myself I usually scare them away. On a good night I'll hook up with one, and thats all I concern myself with now. I've never had a real relationship that lasted more than a few weeks.

 

[daemon45]

I have a wife. Does that count? I'm 22, she's turning 21 this June. Ironically, neither of us are affiliated with or identify ourselves as any religion.

 

[thetank]

Haha, yorky. Actually, as a virtual optometrist, my business is booming.

And you're right, it isn't always appropriate.

 

[Yokiro]

Sure I have a girlfriend, but...
I also have several other females who will not take that as a reason to stop stalking me. :'(

Also, eye trauma is the way to go, especially if you do it to a blind person and quip, "Bet you didn't see that coming!" and they of course die because you stabbed them in the freaking eyes/brain.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

I have a girlfriend, but my response would not be 'Hell yeah!"...

 

[GiftedMonkey]

Don't have one, don't need one, don't want one.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

The poster above me is wise beyond his years.

 

[Bazooka56]

Im m too young to have one.

 

[Mod-Chip]

The poster above me is wise beyond his years.

Indeed. His non-conformism is unparalleled.




-BBK

 

[GhostTrip]

Hellz Yeah! And we have sex fifty times a day!

 

[Rainemaida]

Not currently, but I still get some poo-tang.

However, with my house probation and such, I've decided I'm not going to get shit.

 

[Boringman54]

Nope, too nerdy to have one.

 

[TheNesMan]

Yes I do.

 

[Rakon]

Video games > female anatomy

why is this? you have a lot more control over when you want to play video games.

no, i'm far too lanky, awkward, nerdy, and lazy to have one

 

[TheNesMan]

Nope, too nerdy to have one.

That's what I thought too but apparently some girls like that <.<