electricthunder
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I'm just curious to see if alot of people here have a girlfriend or not, becasue I just recently got a new girlfriend since I broke up with my ex last month.So,basiclly my question is do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a girlfriend?
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Eyebrowsbv31
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been a year and half with my girlfriend. She's the perfect match fer me; she's not needy, stupid, or blond.
And she plays video games too, which is nice.
A bit naughty. Unflattering picture I might say.
And she plays video games too, which is nice.
A bit naughty. Unflattering picture I might say.
OutlawCaptain
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Teaching mine to play Halo 3 is the crowning achievement of my life thus far.
Eyebrowsbv31
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MattAY said:
Mine is quite helpful, as I am writer she is great at editing, she's nit-picky and can find grammatical errors instantly. Very useful.
Also matt do you have a website with some artwork? I've been looking for good artists...
Eyebrowsbv31
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Enigma said:
There are worse pictures I could post. Only good one I have at the moment, she has all of our good pictures on her camera.
Eyebrowsbv31
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Older than me by 2 weeks(i'm 19) and yes, a little panty shot for you drooling, girless maniacs.
thetank
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I also am currently single, but like Matt, I'm not exactly looking. I'm trying to make sure I don't have to drop out of University, and on top of that, my flatmates and family would be unbelievably condescending and patronising about it.
No thanks. The companionship would be great, sure, but there's always pressure from all sides to not screw it up.
Eyebrows, what writing do you do?
No thanks. The companionship would be great, sure, but there's always pressure from all sides to not screw it up.
Eyebrows, what writing do you do?
That's just you in drag.Eyebrowsbv31 said:
And I'm asexual. I'm currently learning how to split myself into two people, but the other one keeps coming out dead.
Yeah, but I gave up necrophilia when I learned necromancy.thetank said:
Eyebrowsbv31
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thetank said:
I dabble in Journalism (write for the school paper), black humor, and pissing people off. Here's a rough draft of my latest assignment, it's micro-fiction (350 words or less). I write in spur of the moment (this took me 15 minutes?) and I don't read my stuff until my GF edits it.
He was finally alone; for months he was waiting for his chance with her, his chance to extract violent revenge. She would never spend time with him, always off, away playing with the girl he held captive now. Alone in her room, there was no escape for her friend; she could not scream, there was no way she was able, no one could stop him or interrupt his dirty deed. He started with her hair, cutting and ripping loose, stringy blonde chunks out of her scalp. Her arm where next, removing the fingers with a wicked pair of shears. It was time to break them; the left and then the right, twisting them around; slowly at first, but then proceeded to push them upwards, against the natural bend of the arm…
*SNAP*
Her arms both broke below the shoulder; never to be used again. Her legs were next; starting with the feet. Using his shears and brute force, her feet came off at the ankle. Satisfied, her legs came next; twisted around and bent, broken, just like the arms. Her body was twisted and broken, her face a dead stare. It was just blatant mutilation now. The nose was soon to follow, and after cutting up her clothing, the strange lumps that made up her chest were swiftly removed from her body. Finally, he went for the neck. His shears were more then capable for the job, it just needed a little work. Digging through with multiple cuts from every direction while yanking on what’s left of the scalp, the head came off, he held it up like a little trophy…
“Billy! What is gods name are you doing? How did you get your hands on the kitchen shears? Looks at what you did to your sister’s doll! It’s completely ruined! She’s going to be so upset. Go to your room, you’re in big trouble young man!â€
thetank
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Longo_2_guns said:
Good call. That way you can obtain consent?
EDIT: Eyebrows, good effort. My sister once wrote a piece in the same style, about cooking.
I write a bit, but it's a lot more sarcastic, and it's being published in a magazine. And my writing is pretty much a direct interpretation of how I speak. I don't plan anything out, I just write whatever comes to mind, and edit it myself after I've finished.
Not really. You know the difference between a zombie and a corpse in bed? The zombie moans.thetank said:
Eyebrowsbv31
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Longo_2_guns said:
I think you need to be stabbed in the eyes now.
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