would you punch a pre-op transexual?

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  1. danielrbischoff

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    What the fuck?

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    But to get back to the question I-

    Wait what?


    Ohhhh, it was a joke.

    Yeah so anyway, like I was saying. I wouldn't-

    But I didn't get to say what I had to say!

    Oh so it wasn't a joke? I'm so fucking confused right now.

    That's true, but my opinion on the subject has always been-

    This.. this is so true. Ugh IS the most interesting man on GR. That's why I made him head chef at the pizza place and you guys ran that business into the ground. Maybe if we all started listening to Ugh instead of punching drag queen hookers we'd all be rich by now.

    So I guess my answer is... NO, it's not okay to punch a pre-op transsexual when we've got a restaurant to run!

    Do you guys want to wind up like the Sham-Wow guy?
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    We don't need this type of publicity!
     
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    Please hear me, guys. The money we've spent on Sign Spinning R&D today will pay off huge dividends when the Chinese get into the Pizza Restaurant race tomorrow!

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    We've yielded 40 revolutions a minute with this puppy, but ask them if they care.

    I just can't get through to them, BlackStar, even while we're making all these monumental leaps in the sign spinning field. I had not expected this sort of reaction from the other employees; it's depressing. If it were up to them, we'd all end up looking like the Sham-Wow! guy.
     
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  4. danielrbischoff

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    Posting in an archived thread.
     
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  5. UghRochester

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    Oh, I forgot the extra adjective "butter." I was dodging "butter" knives. Usually I can dodge butter knives, but sometimes I can't.
     
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  6. intoTheRain

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    keep going! keep going!

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  7. spartan317

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    You are all going to hell for making fun of Ugh... That being said I want to be your friend... Every one of you misogynistic tranny stomping bastards... I will bake a cake and it will be no lie
     
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  8. intoTheRain

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    who's making fun of ugh, ill kill them!

    bleh
     
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  9. UghRochester

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    I actually didn't think anyone was making fun of me.
     
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  10. spartan317

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    Well not a "HA HA look at ugh". But no one took him seriously when he wanted... That's what I was referencing... If Ugh doesn't mind then I retract my statement... About you all going to hell not the tranny stomper bit...

    Oh boy do I mean that part... *stalker rasp* yessssssss
     
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    Fuck. I need to spend way more time on the forums. This is gold.

    I say yes, punch if it's deserved. And if the situation called for it (I'd have to seriously be pushed to my limited) I'd punch a woman, too.

    Beating a woman for superiority, or because you're a piece of shit is very different from punching a woman due to circumstance. Say this nutjob lady grabs my kid or something. She would get punched.

    I don't go around punching women, and don't ever want to. But I sure as hell would if it called for it.
     
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  12. intoTheRain

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    the point with women really is.. why would you NEED to punch them if they grabbed your kid? unless it's olga, the russian shot put champion, you should be able to EASILY control the situation without laying her out.
     
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    Yeah just dodge that butter knife then physically overpower her and restrain her. No one has ever gone to jail for that!
     
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    If it was a real bitch and she really wanted to fight me. I would let her swing at me, hit me once, and restrain her until a cop shows up.
     
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    At which point you would promptly be taken to jail.
     
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    How? I would have witnesses. I'm talking like fights that would occur at bars.
     
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  17. used44

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    Such is the fate of a 300lb dude who gets in a physical altercation with a woman, "bitch" or not.
     
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  18. UghRochester

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    Oh, the cop would probably think I was doing something else, huh?
     
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    Just have your lawyer show the courtroom this thread, Ugh, then no jury would dare convict you. Except maybe in Texas.
     
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    I can't wait for the day someone submits a GR thread to a court as evidence. If I'm not there, laughing, then I'm already dead.
     
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