BlackStar
Rookie
said the curious man with a grinning smile. I looked over across the bar and saw some frat boy in his early 20's, he looked over at me and raised his glass. I raised it back with an odd expression then finished my drink.
I stumbled out of the bar at 3am when I was approached by the same guy. He was all decked out in his university jacket. "Hey she was hot!" He said in a drunken stupor. I just nodded and went about my way.
"Hey wait!" He called out. I turned around "you know where I can get a pizza at this hour?"
I just shrugged, I didn't feel like engaging so I walked away.
But it hit me then and there. Why isn't there a pizza place open after 3am? And I realized something, it's because I haven't invented one yet.
A GR pizza place, guys, this is our destiny. This is why we were brought to the island! We're supposed to make a pizza place!
I bought a beautiful building on the outskirts of town.
Now I know it doesn't look like much but we'll get this place moving in no time! I even gave you all jobs!
Longo
You'll be in charge of fixing the place up. Good luck. We'll need it ready for next week. No excuses, get to work.
Icepick
You're our customer service rep, don't forget to smile!
De-Ting, Rakon, IntotheRain, sourdeez and daverabbit
You're our delivery men! It takes great honor to be a delivery man. Make sure you represent GR as best you can, unless they don't tip you, then you can slap them.
LinksOcarina
You'll be hired to write a full review of our restaurant. Only people won't know that we're paying you to say how great it is.
Paradox
Health Inspector is your "job". Basically just pretend you don't see any rats or cockroaches or anything that would make a homeless man reject our food.
Ugh
You worked at McDonalds so you'll be in charge of cooking. As head chef you'll have GR people working under you to help out such as Lien, Affen and Green Lantern! Make Ugh proud boys!
Silios, Sightless and Yorky
You'll all take shifts working the cash and taking orders. For our pick-up orders just remember to always stand in front of the stains on the walls so you can block the customer from seeing them.
The Joker
Janitor duties. It sucks I know but someone has to clean the bathrooms after Ugh uses them.
Dobby
You're our sex appeal. Sex sells, and we'll need to advertise to get our name out there. You don't mind wearing a bikini and eating our pizza with our logo facing the camera do you? No? Perfect.
MattAY
You're in charge of the commercial. Come up with something sexy. You've already got Dobby in a bikini to work with so you're set. I know she's not Asian but it's the best we've got right now. You've also got Madster, Tylzen and Wes as your film crew so feel free to boss them around. But don't dress them up as Asian chicks!
Used
You're in charge of the GR pizza uniforms. It's got to have the GR logo but it can be anything really. Just remember not all of us eat moose on our pizza so try to stay away from using that as a symbol.
Bretimus
You will work on the menus. Basically I need you to copy and paste Pizza Hut's menu and then tweak it so it looks original. Take C Nate with you, he can be your look out while you steal the menus from Pizza Hut.
NickKmet
Go down to the store and buy me a pack of smokes and a 6 pack of beer. Here's $20
Urban
Your job is to attract all the rich white people who like things black people like. Just be stereotypically black and hang out in the front. Say things like "Yo this pizza is for shizz my nizz".I know, it sounds horrible. But the white folk will be in awe.
BBK
If our business begins to fail we'll let you run your own private orgies out back. But 40% of all profits goes to us! Got it?
Daniel
You're the store's regional manager. Lead these people to victory!
WickedLiquid
You're the assistant TO the regional manager. He's the one man you've been hired to protect.
Chris Crime
The sign spinner. Without the sign spinner, there is no store.
ARE YOU READY? OK LET'S DO THIS!
I stumbled out of the bar at 3am when I was approached by the same guy. He was all decked out in his university jacket. "Hey she was hot!" He said in a drunken stupor. I just nodded and went about my way.
"Hey wait!" He called out. I turned around "you know where I can get a pizza at this hour?"
I just shrugged, I didn't feel like engaging so I walked away.
But it hit me then and there. Why isn't there a pizza place open after 3am? And I realized something, it's because I haven't invented one yet.
A GR pizza place, guys, this is our destiny. This is why we were brought to the island! We're supposed to make a pizza place!
I bought a beautiful building on the outskirts of town.
Now I know it doesn't look like much but we'll get this place moving in no time! I even gave you all jobs!
Longo
You'll be in charge of fixing the place up. Good luck. We'll need it ready for next week. No excuses, get to work.
Icepick
You're our customer service rep, don't forget to smile!
De-Ting, Rakon, IntotheRain, sourdeez and daverabbit
You're our delivery men! It takes great honor to be a delivery man. Make sure you represent GR as best you can, unless they don't tip you, then you can slap them.
LinksOcarina
You'll be hired to write a full review of our restaurant. Only people won't know that we're paying you to say how great it is.
Paradox
Health Inspector is your "job". Basically just pretend you don't see any rats or cockroaches or anything that would make a homeless man reject our food.
Ugh
You worked at McDonalds so you'll be in charge of cooking. As head chef you'll have GR people working under you to help out such as Lien, Affen and Green Lantern! Make Ugh proud boys!
Silios, Sightless and Yorky
You'll all take shifts working the cash and taking orders. For our pick-up orders just remember to always stand in front of the stains on the walls so you can block the customer from seeing them.
The Joker
Janitor duties. It sucks I know but someone has to clean the bathrooms after Ugh uses them.
Dobby
You're our sex appeal. Sex sells, and we'll need to advertise to get our name out there. You don't mind wearing a bikini and eating our pizza with our logo facing the camera do you? No? Perfect.
MattAY
You're in charge of the commercial. Come up with something sexy. You've already got Dobby in a bikini to work with so you're set. I know she's not Asian but it's the best we've got right now. You've also got Madster, Tylzen and Wes as your film crew so feel free to boss them around. But don't dress them up as Asian chicks!
Used
You're in charge of the GR pizza uniforms. It's got to have the GR logo but it can be anything really. Just remember not all of us eat moose on our pizza so try to stay away from using that as a symbol.
Bretimus
You will work on the menus. Basically I need you to copy and paste Pizza Hut's menu and then tweak it so it looks original. Take C Nate with you, he can be your look out while you steal the menus from Pizza Hut.
NickKmet
Go down to the store and buy me a pack of smokes and a 6 pack of beer. Here's $20
Urban
Your job is to attract all the rich white people who like things black people like. Just be stereotypically black and hang out in the front. Say things like "Yo this pizza is for shizz my nizz".I know, it sounds horrible. But the white folk will be in awe.
BBK
If our business begins to fail we'll let you run your own private orgies out back. But 40% of all profits goes to us! Got it?
Daniel
You're the store's regional manager. Lead these people to victory!
WickedLiquid
You're the assistant TO the regional manager. He's the one man you've been hired to protect.
Chris Crime
The sign spinner. Without the sign spinner, there is no store.
ARE YOU READY? OK LET'S DO THIS!
