Last time on Bitches be crazy...

[C_nate]

I just have to comment from over here in the cheap seats where us poor slobs have been tied down for years that this thread is highly entertaining. Carry on good sirs.

 

[NickKmet]

well, it seems that it worked out well!

 

[Bretimus_v2]

That OP is amazing. I don't know when it was, but at some point in there I started hearing it read from Jon Lovitz.

 

[Sourdeez]

Hes loosing his mind.
http://youtu.be/aK8vVk4_n2Q

 

[danielrbischoff]

I will archive this thread, not just for Crime's OP, but for Icepick's royal trolling of a girl who threw pepsi in his face.

 

[Sourdeez]

Tell her to play portal

 

[used44]

God damn this is absolutely the best. I'm so proud/excited/scared of you.

 

[Paradox]

So....I'm a little late to the party, but I like pepperoni, sausage, hamburger, green peppers and jalapeños.

 

[Gunner37]

I honestly would not have the balls to do this I'm too nice of a guy to do that but bravo man bravo this is by far the best trolling of a girl I have ever seen

 

[used44]

Haha, paradox

 

[Green_Lantern]

What I was thinking on the third page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONN-0uoTHI

 

[Sourdeez]

hahaha

 

[WickedLiquid]

All that over a wasted pepsi? It was just a pepsi!



...now if it were a coke she wasted I would understand.

 

[Icepick]

Apparently she got quite plastered and ended up passing out on my friends couch, all the while cursing me out. She seems rather eager to file harassment charges, or she did last night when she was shit faced anyways. The couple that set us up aren't too impressed with me, especially after she spent the whole night screaming about it keeping them and their kid up, but I figure that's justice for setting me up with the nut case anyways

still no sight from Dan

 

[MattAY]

edit: a couple of friends have already phoned me about this, she's playing the victim card to anyone within ear shot, it's like my own personal pathetic meme gone viral

...Chris...
you know you wanna!

 

[Optimus-Crime]

All I really wanted was that sign spinner job at the GR pizza place.

I think I'd be good at it if you give me time to learn. I've been practicing with my pillow and I'm pretty good.

 

[WickedLiquid]

You'd make a great sign spinner. I'll supply you music to help get you through those slow days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo

 

[Icepick]

. I've been practicing with my pillow and I'm pretty good.

I learned how to have sex the same way

 

[danielrbischoff]

I've been practicing with my pillow and I'm pretty good.

HAHAHAHA

 

[NickKmet]

Apparently she got quite plastered and ended up passing out on my friends couch, all the while cursing me out. She seems rather eager to file harassment charges, or she did last night when she was shit faced anyways. The couple that set us up aren't too impressed with me, especially after she spent the whole night screaming about it keeping them and their kid up, but I figure that's justice for setting me up with the nut case anyways

still no sight from Dan

lol. Harassment charges? Yeah, that would never see the light of day in court.