So, I met this party skank, I used to work with her at my old office job (the guy we fed exlax to) and we were civil but there was no interest there. A few months later at this party, she's climbing all over me, following me around like a lost drunken puppy. Thunderbird go right? I'm getting my dick wet for sure. Negative, she pulls back last second to say she wants to wait so it'll be special, and that it would betray her "virtues" that she lives by Bitch led me on for 2 hours, was all over me, keep in mind I made no move and this was all initiated by her. A little annoyed but I go home and fire one out and forget about it. Next morning I have 12 texts from her, I never gave her my number which should have been my first clue that she was cray in the vajay, but we agree to meet for dinner. She's back in full form, and sending clear signals. Bitch literally reaches in and grabs my junk on the walk back to her place. She strips me down, and just as I pull open the condom the bitch stops and says we need to just cuddle and not rush things. What things? I came over to get my rocks off. Even more annoyed, I zip up, am forced to watch some shitty horror movie and I walk home with a set of blue balls. She calls me in the middle of my sleep, just to tell me she's happy she's "finally found someone like me who doesn't want to rush things." What the fuck did I get involved with? She's bought me a tooth brush and some cologne for when I start staying the night. Before I can protest, she decides to mention she's moving to Alberta in a month and a half, and that "we" need to find a place and I should start applying to jobs out there. Cuntscab wont let me get a word in, so fine, I'll talk to her in person on the date she set up without my knowledge. So I meet her at her place and instead of taking her to the movies I tell her we should talk about whats going on. I start to tell her I'm not going to move across the country, especially for an ass I haven't test ridden. Bitch literally drops down and starts blowing my wedding vegetables, no words, no forplay, just starts going at it mid sentence. Shut me up, and home I go happy, until she calls shortly after. She tells me she loves me, and knows I love her because of the activities we shared. I tell her otherwise and she loses her shit, She threatens to cut off my balls, that she hates me, that I'm a snake, an asshole, a user ect ect. The next day is filled with messages from my former coworkers about how I ruined this sweet girl, she's spun a real tale to make me an asshole (which in all honesty isn't that hard to do). Meh, I was never concerned about how people view me. A few more days go by before she messages me apologizing, that she doesn't want to leave with things how they are between us. She wants me to come over and she'll put out. She also tosses me some other details, how she likes to be choked, how she wants it in the ass, how she wants to dress up like a school girl, but denies spewing shit about me at my former place of employment. Fuck you bitch, you do not ask me for rough sex unless you want it I get there, she's gone full tilt, wine, candles, she's dressed up real slutty. A few drinks and we get to business, I'm not into choking a bitch, but hey if she wants it she can have it. Halfway through I flip her over for the back door beating. I'm no Rocco but I'm a fair size, so cramming it in sans lube was not a pleasurable experience for one of us. Teach that bitch to fucking slander my name. I'll give her credit, between the screams of "ow ow ow" she tells me she'll take it like this every night when we're in Alberta. Well that does it for me, I pull out, spread my baby batter all over her hair, and while she's screaming I wipe my dick off on her white duvet, suit up and stroll out to the chorus of insults and expletives All is quiet until a couple of days later when I receive another volley of texts after that she puts "worst experience ever" So now she's threatening to go to the cops over abuse, but I have all the texts saved where she's begging for it rough and wants to be choked so I'm pretty sure I'm covered Has GR had any over the top psycho cunts in their life? Share them stories and place bets on how my impending legal issues will go!