So to those who don't know I live in Canada now with my fiance. We bought a house in September and it came with a tenant in the basement. We let her stay because it'll help pay the mortgage and we're not going to be cruel bastards to this Canuck and kick her to the curb, Well turns out she's the tenant from hell. The garage was full of crap, We told her back in September that I was cleaning it out and anything that belongs to her should go downstairs before November. Then in October she tried to sneak in a sub-tenant downstairs and we caught her. We told her we weren't comfortable with that and she had a meltdown. This is a 40-something woman but when she started screaming I felt like I was dealing with a 12 year old. I also reminded her about the shit in the garage but she walked away inside the side door and slammed it behind her. So today everything was still in there so I said fuck it and threw it all on the curb. It took me all day to clean the bloody thing out. They were things like a broken living room chair, a loveseat that smelled like dead birds, a washing machine and dryer that's broken, and other things that are crap. As we're handing out candy to the kids tonight she comes home, throws a huge temper tantrum again and starts yelling. And starts lugging this shit back into the house saying she had until the 1st to clean it out. Apparently she was going to spend the last 6 hours before midnight taking all that gross shit downstairs? I don't know, she's fucked. So I'm asking for help GR. I never ask for help so I deserve it God damnit! How the hell do I get her out of the house? Apparently the only way I can evict her is if she's not paying rent. The only other option is if we're bringing family in to live down there she has to go. But that's not an option either. So I need soime clever ways to get her to go. Something that will make her hate living here. But trolling IRL is harder than it is online and I don't have the skills of Icepick. So how do I do it? It's been two hours since she flipped out on the front lawn and she's still dragging her shit into the side door and bringing it downstairs.