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so, here's the thing.
Bitches be crazy
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I kept getting error messages.
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my posts just weren't going through.
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some cqll error. something something.
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hey, I know my GR errors, but I've only seen this one a few times.
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so, apparently when my post finally did go through, it posted all my previous attempts along with it. thus mass postings. maybe i should check the times.
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okay, so the times don't match up at all. WELP!...
here's the original post btw
here's the original post btw
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I had pizza today and thought of you guys.
I'm down to be a sign spinner for Gelato's Pizza.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLEhmyYECtU
Don't know who's in charge of human resources around here, I'm guessing the hiring is done by committee, so I'll just leave my resume here.
Optimus Crime
Objective
Individual seeking position at Gelato's Pizza in arrow spinning advertising.
I'll probably forget the sign on the street corner my first day on the job or injure someone with the sharp end of the arrow. I'm lacking coordination and enthusiasm for the position, there's a good chance I'll just tie the arrow to a tree (upside down) and disappear for 2 hours at a time, but I want to be a part of the team so sign me up.
Skills
• Type 120 WPM, quite the talent for sign spinning.
• Proficient at MS-DOS.
• Avid cigarette break taker for the past 6 years even as I don't smoke cigarettes which can be interpreted as me being a "team player."
Experience
Have you ever been experienced??
• Well I haaaave.
Education
Associates Degree in Primary Colors from the The Art Institute of Tuscon (maybe)
• Bro, i want to spin signs, not fly to the moon.
• Cannot be held responsible for spell checking on signs.
Achievements
• Platinum Trophy on Rayman Origins; two gold trophies away from platinum on Red Dead Redemption.
• Got to third base with Miriam Junker on the first date.
References Available Upon Request
fingers crossed!
I'm down to be a sign spinner for Gelato's Pizza.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLEhmyYECtU
Don't know who's in charge of human resources around here, I'm guessing the hiring is done by committee, so I'll just leave my resume here.
Optimus Crime
Objective
Individual seeking position at Gelato's Pizza in arrow spinning advertising.
I'll probably forget the sign on the street corner my first day on the job or injure someone with the sharp end of the arrow. I'm lacking coordination and enthusiasm for the position, there's a good chance I'll just tie the arrow to a tree (upside down) and disappear for 2 hours at a time, but I want to be a part of the team so sign me up.
Skills
• Type 120 WPM, quite the talent for sign spinning.
• Proficient at MS-DOS.
• Avid cigarette break taker for the past 6 years even as I don't smoke cigarettes which can be interpreted as me being a "team player."
Experience
Have you ever been experienced??
• Well I haaaave.
Education
Associates Degree in Primary Colors from the The Art Institute of Tuscon (maybe)
• Bro, i want to spin signs, not fly to the moon.
• Cannot be held responsible for spell checking on signs.
Achievements
• Platinum Trophy on Rayman Origins; two gold trophies away from platinum on Red Dead Redemption.
• Got to third base with Miriam Junker on the first date.
References Available Upon Request
fingers crossed!
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well shit.
I'm totally not getting the job now, am i?
I'm totally not getting the job now, am i?
Hey, check out this picture of Chris I found.
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