I lost my virginity to a 34 year old MILF
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danielrbischoff
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Urbz, keep this stuff coming. My white person sense is tingling. I can't wait to try this hot, new pizza joint!UrbanMasque said:We have our 9-9-9 Special going on
danielrbischoff
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When I called you iceprick once, I thought I was a goddam genius. I'm off to cry myself to sleep too.Icepick said:
intoTheRain
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I always think im smart when im baked too. But for some reason nobody else ever understands my brilliant ideas, they just look at me puzzled when i think i should be blowing their mind.
intoTheRain said:
Well you are smart enough to double post with like 5 other posts between your two....
danielrbischoff
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If IntoTheRain isn't double posting, it's probably not him.
intoTheRain
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I always think im smart when im baked too. But for some reason nobody else ever understands my brilliant ideas, they just look at me puzzled when i think i should be blowing their mind.
danielrbischoff
Rookie
There's no way he's not doing it on purpose at this point.
intoTheRain
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Dude. I wasnt even on the forum when that last one posted. My phone is going whacky.
danielrbischoff
Rookie
Well, anyway, to get back on topic. There's not going to be downsizing.
Our branch will be safe from sexual predators like Icepick.
Keep it down so our master chef can work.
Wicked and I will be back later.
Our branch will be safe from sexual predators like Icepick.
Keep it down so our master chef can work.
Wicked and I will be back later.
Fun fact: there is a strict "No Office gifs" rule in Covert Ops. It's mostly directed at daniel and wicked, since for a while they used them to communicate.
UrbanMasque
Everyone Wears a Mask
There was a time when the office was funny....about 4 years ago.
WickedLiquid
Regular
Fact, lots of shows were funny in the past.
Fact, those shows are still funny.
And I don't care what Brett told me, Intotherain is NOT stuck in a timeloop and I am 99% sure.
Fact, those shows are still funny.
And I don't care what Brett told me, Intotherain is NOT stuck in a timeloop and I am 99% sure.
C_nate
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Ok, I've been hard at work on the menu.
This I think should help a lot with our foreign clientele as regardless of what they pick we can just give them whatever product we didn't sell yesterday and were about to throw out. It should also appeal to the hip and ironic youngsters who drink PBR and shop at Ikea or whatever the fuck it is they do. It's a win-win baby!
This I think should help a lot with our foreign clientele as regardless of what they pick we can just give them whatever product we didn't sell yesterday and were about to throw out. It should also appeal to the hip and ironic youngsters who drink PBR and shop at Ikea or whatever the fuck it is they do. It's a win-win baby!
danielrbischoff
Rookie
And our job here is done. Let's all go to Poor Richards. Creed's buying shots.UrbanMasque said:
Optimus-Crime
Rookie
BlackStar said:
The boyhood dream has come true!
Break time. Cya in 2 hours. Then lunch.
Then it'll be time to clock out.
During the summer time, I'm gonna need hazard pay. It's not only hot but it's also dangerous out there on the outskirts of town. Gonna need cost of living adjustments every 6 months.
Crap, I've already gone into overtime for the week. That means I'll be working all day overtime tomorrow. Which means all day doubletime for the rest of the week...unless you give me those days off.
But remember, without the sign spinner, there is no store. And I'm your only sign spinner.
Us sign spinners have a very strong union. Also gonna need a company car and gas card. Leave it with my secretary, Miriam Junker.
I'm gonna be so rich! I--I mean we're gonna be so rich. WE. All of us!
¬_¬
danielrbischoff
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It's yours, Chris. All that and so much more if the price is right!!
Optimus-Crime
Rookie
You bring up a very good point.
We'll have to cut operating costs--elsewhere.
Now, I'm just spitballing here, but does IntotheRain really need health insurance? Do we really need to pay his mileage? I'm pretty sure he can make out just fine on tips alone because we may have to begin garnishing his wages allocating it toward other necessities, namely a mini-bar in my office, and a new dress for my secretary, Miriam Junker.
#doitforMiriam
#minibar
Let's get it trending, guys.
We'll have to cut operating costs--elsewhere.
Now, I'm just spitballing here, but does IntotheRain really need health insurance? Do we really need to pay his mileage? I'm pretty sure he can make out just fine on tips alone because we may have to begin garnishing his wages allocating it toward other necessities, namely a mini-bar in my office, and a new dress for my secretary, Miriam Junker.
#doitforMiriam
#minibar
Let's get it trending, guys.
