God it's great having a surplus of expendable income to not waste on some brat who wouldn't be thankful for any of it until I'm long dead and buried in the ground. Hey, you want something? Well save up for it. Nah, fuck that, just buy it now, because it's not like you have a litter of mini-assholes to feed at the house! Hell yeah! *high five!* Traveling, going out on expensive dates, coming home whenever I damn well please, not having to deal with the headaches that only a sweet child brings (blecch!). This topic is for you, the guy that says to hell with having children, there's enough of those assholes running around as it is. Or maybe you're the "one day, but not right now" type, and that's perfectly understandable and respected. One awesome problem I ran into being single the other day was I was going uptown looking for a place for a really nice chicago style pan pizza. It was totally out of my way but I went anyway. Took some friends, we had a great time and i'm glad I finally found a place in dallas that has a great chicago style pizza. Guess what? Not one call from the brats telling me they have a project due tomorrow or they need a ride to the "big soccer game" or any of that nonsense. Just pure bliss. Welp, gotta go for now. I'm saving up to buy a fucking yacht, but not for some brat!