would u hit this

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  1. schimmel

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    Hey! I asked can I have my herpes repellent. If ANYONE had said I could I'd be with you and we'd be running a tupperwear party on her
     
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  2. LinksOcarina

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    If she has herpes, no.

    If she gets rid of them, yes.
     
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    You can't get rid of herpes. They're with you FOREVER!
     
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    So did I.

    Not because I thought she was unattractive, but because usually when people online ask if you would "hit that", it's always a trap.

    She's definitely attractive, I don't lie to myself and say she's not hot. I mean, if she bought me a beer in real life and starting hitting on me I would most definitely have been seduced.

    But like others said, she's not my type.
     
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  6. De-Ting

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    My tentacles don't transmit STD.
     
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  7. UrbanMasque

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    Soooo... are we the group of guys who automatically assume that all hot chicks have some STD?
     
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    Back in high school, one of the hotter and slutier girls had all her friends defending her herpes by claiming she got it from eating pasta at a restaurant. No one believed her.

    It didn't help when in 10th grade at a pre-class discussion on oral sex and its illegality in the state of Florida (its classified as sodomy), she turned around with a look of fear upon her face and asked aloud "It is?"
     
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    I cannot believe oral is illegal in FLA. That is retarded bullshit.
     
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    'fucking liars' is a bit of a bold stamp on someone with a different preference in the ladies department, urban. I honestly find both kim kardashian and that woman on page one very unattractive.

    I like girls built like thirteen from house. She's dreamy!

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  12. intoTheRain

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    it's the fact that you are guaranteed to get herpes from banging her.

    of course i'd go to town on that given the opportunity, hell i'd wife it in a heartbeat.. but 30 minutes of satisfaction, when as soon as I bust i'm gonna be like FUUUUUU WHAT'D I JUST DOO NOW I HAVE TEH HERPEZ AND I DON"T EVEN CARE I JUST TAPPED THAT NOW

    think with your brain not your penis. that does not justify herpes

    oh nvm. didn't notice reading comprehension isn't your forte
     
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    Haha, to be honest. I didnt read the herpes part.

    I saw the title, I saw the picture, I posted.

    On thought, depends what kind of herpes. If it's a cold sore then I simply skip foreplay and kissing. If it;s the vaginal kind, she's sucking me all night...aw ye.
     
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  14. FrozenBacon

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    There is a chance that I won't contract herpes and if I do, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. So I have to put some cream on my dick every once in a while so I wont get bumps.

    Eh, but seriously no I wouldn't. Even though herpes isn't really anything serious, I would never knowingly contract the disease.
     
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  15. LinksOcarina

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    Wow...olivia wilde is pretty damn hot....
     
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    Yes. Yes she is.
     
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  17. madster111

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    Nahh.

    I prefer my girls smaller.
     
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    30 seconds of awkward stumbling resulting with me hysterically crying in an exchange for a life long mark of shame?

    Probably not.
     
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  19. Robmiester

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    Yes I would hit it , cuz I already got herpes and gonnerhia LOLOLOLOLOLOL TOO EZ

    plus... 1....


    Any other thought provoking topics on this bullshit?

    EDIT: You sohuld make me mod.. cuz if i was... i'd capatlize, probly spell bettr... and.. o ya.. cloz teh topik
     
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  20. MattAY

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    Haha, Rob - listen to Enya...just once in a while.

    You can even just have it on in the background.
     
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