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Hey! I asked can I have my herpes repellent. If ANYONE had said I could I'd be with you and we'd be running a tupperwear party on her
 
Longo_2_guns said:
When I just saw the top half of her, I thought that she was going to be a tranny.

So did I.

Not because I thought she was unattractive, but because usually when people online ask if you would "hit that", it's always a trap.

She's definitely attractive, I don't lie to myself and say she's not hot. I mean, if she bought me a beer in real life and starting hitting on me I would most definitely have been seduced.

But like others said, she's not my type.
 
Back in high school, one of the hotter and slutier girls had all her friends defending her herpes by claiming she got it from eating pasta at a restaurant. No one believed her.

It didn't help when in 10th grade at a pre-class discussion on oral sex and its illegality in the state of Florida (its classified as sodomy), she turned around with a look of fear upon her face and asked aloud "It is?"
 
'fucking liars' is a bit of a bold stamp on someone with a different preference in the ladies department, urban. I honestly find both kim kardashian and that woman on page one very unattractive.

I like girls built like thirteen from house. She's dreamy!

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UrbanMasque said:
Wow... maybe Robmeister was right - you guys ARE deluded fakes.

Me and MattAY are gonna tag team hear and video tape it = then you guys can go spank it to our amateur porn.

I guess Kim Kardashin doesn't do it for you guys either - F***ing liars.

it's the fact that you are guaranteed to get herpes from banging her.

of course i'd go to town on that given the opportunity, hell i'd wife it in a heartbeat.. but 30 minutes of satisfaction, when as soon as I bust i'm gonna be like FUUUUUU WHAT'D I JUST DOO NOW I HAVE TEH HERPEZ AND I DON"T EVEN CARE I JUST TAPPED THAT NOW

think with your brain not your penis. that does not justify herpes

UrbanMasque said:
Soooo... are we the group of guys who automatically assume that all hot chicks have some STD?

oh nvm. didn't notice reading comprehension isn't your forte
 
Haha, to be honest. I didnt read the herpes part.

I saw the title, I saw the picture, I posted.

On thought, depends what kind of herpes. If it's a cold sore then I simply skip foreplay and kissing. If it;s the vaginal kind, she's sucking me all night...aw ye.
 
There is a chance that I won't contract herpes and if I do, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. So I have to put some cream on my dick every once in a while so I wont get bumps.

Eh, but seriously no I wouldn't. Even though herpes isn't really anything serious, I would never knowingly contract the disease.
 
30 seconds of awkward stumbling resulting with me hysterically crying in an exchange for a life long mark of shame?

Probably not.
 
Yes I would hit it , cuz I already got herpes and gonnerhia LOLOLOLOLOLOL TOO EZ

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Any other thought provoking topics on this bullshit?

EDIT: You sohuld make me mod.. cuz if i was... i'd capatlize, probly spell bettr... and.. o ya.. cloz teh topik
 
Haha, Rob - listen to Enya...just once in a while.

You can even just have it on in the background.
 
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