Sourdeez said:
Optimus-Crime said:
Take it from me, when the shit hits the fan the last thing should do is turn the fan on.
What do you do if the fan is already on?
"Hey, you wanna see some shit?"
We're Running
saw a guy eating 2 handfuls of shit
he was only 18
apparent ~~"issues"~~, blah blah blah
literally the morning after thanksgiving, so i'm guessing he was going in for seconds? (eating his shit, get it?) ((GET IT??))
anyway, yeah
plenty of men there at this point
they push one guy forward, the poor guy who's always getting punked
he's a guy from another country, odd fellow, decides to 'John Wayne' standoff the guy from about 4 feet away, the guy with 2 very fresh and very full handfuls of shit, a bit smeared on his lips like chocolate frosting
to the 18 year old with the confused look on his face, and to me because I wanted to see this up close: "Put down the caca [Puerto Rican/German]. hold my radio... hold my glasses... hold my..." I just leave his shit on the ground because at this point my spider-sense is tingling like a mother fucker; this shit is gonna be classic and i want no part in this fucking office gossip when the story begins making the rounds
i take in my surroundings, notice a few other good, smart men standing about, oh, 20 feet away, wearing actual cloth smocks meant for suicidal inmates
"Hey Williams, come here man! Lemme holla at you for a minute man, i gotta talk to you about pfff garble garble bleh," as I walk about, oh, 20 feet away from the shit scene to a laughing Williams, who knew all too well wtf I was up to of course (removing myself from Shit Fighter II's range)
What do you do when the shit hits the fan, and the fan's already on? Well, in this very literal situation [and only now do you see how you can trust that I am an adult for I did not type sHituation] but yeah...in this particular crappy affair you would walk about, oh, 20 feet away and watch as Dinglenutz gets ready to fight an 18 year old with a mouth and two handfuls of shit on the morning after Thanksgiving. Black Friday took on a whole nother meaning for 'ol Dinglenutz that year
I already have so many Dinglenutz stories