The Stalfros Experiment (Chat Thread)

[Longo_2_guns]

I'd rather be deaf, because if I was blind I couldn't easily shoot myself. I keep a loaded gun next to my bed for when the day arises that I lose one of my senses. Unfortunately, I am legally blind without my glasses, so I have to put them closer to me on the nightstand, as I go through it all according to proximity to me every morning when I wake up. One day, if I knock my glasses off, well I'll just say goodbye in advance for then.

My need for self perfection knows no bounds. Honestly, if I lose a fingernail I'm going to shoot myself.

 

[Affen]

Deaf. I enjoy listening music very much, but the ability to see is more important to me. I know one deaf guy. He had an hot translator to help him at school. I would just get lost in her titt.. gorgeus eyes everytime. Good times.

 

[schimmel]

I'd rather be both, then pull a Helen Keller and become able to speak and read Brail and stuff. Then I'd be the new inspiration story and I'd get my own biography on A&E with someone super lame like David Caruso (digitally altered to look young, of course) to play me.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

At this point in my life, I think that either of those two scenarios would be an incredibly big obstacle. Interesting fact is that as humans we've evolved to use both those senses to gauge our surroundings. A lot of the time they work in tandem. I would rather keep my sight though. I have a blind (since birth) friend and a deaf (since 12) mother and comparing the two, I choose sight.

And for some reason, this conversation reminded me of Mr. Holland's Opus.

 

[De-Ting]

And for some reason, this conversation reminded me of Mr. Holland's Opus.

Mah muther wud luv yoo.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Does she hate that movie too?

 

[Trippysmurf]

Anything with Alicia Witt in it is A-Ok in my book.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

I applaud your co-star knowledge.

 

[Trippysmurf]

Yeah, I stacked points into Knowledge: Pop Culture

 

[Bretimus_v2]

I'm just amazed that you were able to pull that from a fifteen (?) year-old movie.

 

[Trippysmurf]

I thought I already mentioned I have the hots for Alicia Witt and have since I saw Cybil all those years ago.

 

[MattAY]

I loved Cybill as a kid.

Cybill Shephard was actually a little MILF crush.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

OMG MattAY, I agree. Moonlighting!

 

[Bretimus_v2]

When it comes to redheads, my money is on Christina Hendricks (Man Men).

 

[Trippysmurf]

Ah yes, Saffron from Serenity. She's a natural blond.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Thanks for ruining it for me.

 

[Trippysmurf]

You gotta respect when the drapes match the carpet.

Although its quite rare to see the carpet nowadays. Shame too.

 

[NickKmet]

i got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. My mouth hurts. bad. and the god damned Vicodin barely does anything for me.

 

[LinksOcarina]

When I was younger I kind of had a crush on one of my teachers, talking about MILF's....

As for the teeth, OUCH man.

 

[Krowsnose]

^ That's the only reason I made it through middle and high school. Chances were if I had a teacher under 40 I'd want to bang her.

and the god damned Vicodin barely does anything for me.

You just need to take more