The GRolympics 2016: LEAGUE FINISHED!! WHAT NEXT?!

[HK-47]

That's about how many rings I had left at the end of the level.

 

[StudioTan]

 

[MattAY]

That is IT! WE'RE DONE WITH SPEED! Well, most of us didn't go fast at all, nice and steady! Although....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnAgjTBH_R8

That guy got 50000 points for going for speed! PHWOARRR!!!

EDIT!!!!!

Because I'm an arsehole, I assumed the unassumable...I thought Longo fucked up!....WILL HE EVER FUCK UP!??!

Anyway, let's wrap this up with a nice little summary of points:

Longo - 37300 (10)
HK-47 - 28400 (8) [8...god damn sunglasses man]
MattAY - 26300 (6)
Ugh - 21400 (4)
C nate - 17000 (3)
Used - 15600 (2)
Tan - 12300 (1)

The Ugly league looks like this [FOR REAL THIS TIME]:

THIRD GAMEWEEK

Super Mario 1-1!

http://www.playretrogames.com/3171-super-mario-bros
(Again, sorry about the ad)

DEFAULT CONTROLS:
Start Game: ENTER
Jump: Z
Sprint: X
Move: ARROW KEYS

You CAN map your controls...so do so if that's uncomfortable for you...because it was for me!

NOW IMPORTANT STUFF:
You may have 3 lives, but I'm going to be an arsehole and say YOU HAVE ONE! If you die, you post your screenshot you cheating whores!

Screenshots with paint scribbles if possible please.
Deadline is a week from now...17th August, I'll be SHUTTING THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!
Now people, LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKY FUCKY!!

 

[Longo_2_guns]

700 was only my bonus score! I milked every point I could from that level. Ain't no last place!

 

[MattAY]

Haha ok, you said you fucked up! I was under the assumption.
I'll change it tomorrow!

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Well, that was more due to being able to milk a good 50k out of the first level back when we did the score challenges. Anyway, on to Mario!


I would not consider myself an expert at Mario, so this is much more fair.

 

[StudioTan]

17,400 if this isn't legible. Evidently, I can't computer today.

 

[UghRochester]

Okay, I'm going to be using my Xbox 360 controller if we're going to be doing platformers. Also, I was very afraid how terrible I did, because I'm not sure if you all had this problem, but Super Mario Bros was going like 2x it's normal speed. I feel I could have saved time and done much better if it went the normal speed.

 

[MattAY]

Who DOESN'T go the underground cave route?!

PS -

I've amended the table!
Longo - SORRY MAN!

 

[HK-47]

I had a good run, because this one is going to suck.

 

[UghRochester]

Am I the only one that played that SMB with it going like 2x faster than the normal game? Sonic was fine, but not SMB

 

[used44]

 

[MattAY]

And used strolls in...with the real deal...bastard

 

[used44]

I didn't even get the dang fireworks. I bet I could get 40,000 if I tried a few times.

 

[MattAY]

You know what that is kids?
It's the HALFWAY HORN!! AHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Results are in! And where the fuck is C_nate?! Missing the action that's what! That or Ugh tied him up!
Onto the results for Round 3:

Used - 33600 (9)
MattAY - 27050 (7)
Ugh - 27000 (5)
Longo -19250 (3)
Tan - 17450 (2)
HK-47 - 13600 (1)

Used pulled his finger out! WATCH OUT LADS!!
And that, my friends, makes the Ugly league look like this:

FOURTH GAMEWEEK

Track & Field II

http://www.playretrogames.com/2190-track-field-ii

We're going full Olympian!
And full BUTTON MASH!

Controls:

BUTTON MASH TON RUN = Z
JUMP = X
MENU SELECT = Z

You'll want to choose Training Mode > 1 Player > Hurdles.
Then at the buzzer you RUN LIKE HELL and JUMP LIKE A SMALL CHIHUAHUA!

Now this one is a bit different, instead of score, we go for TIME!
At the end your score will be written on a typewriter, and your time will be displayed. The screen will go black soon after, so make sure to screenshot your time AS SOON AS YOU SEE IT! Because after about 5 seconds - it goes!

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!
The first time rule for this game...DOES NOT APPLY!! You can try as many times as you want!! But will you tire yourself out!? ENIGMAAA!!!

(I miss Enigma)

YES MY FRIENDS TRY IT ALL YOU WANT...But as soon as you post your screenshot into the topic...THERE ARE NO MORE TRIES!

Deadline in a week - 24th August, the bell will toll!

Got it? Miss anything? GOOD! LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKY-FUCKY!!

 

[StudioTan]

I'm so ashamed. Ok, here goes..

 

[MattAY]

Ooooh! Tan's the first one logged! Was it too early Tan? WE WILL SEE!

He beat qualifying!

 

[UghRochester]

I have a feeling someone will be better.

 

[used44]

Haha, oh my God. That is intense and horrible. I tried maybe six times and I'm ready to die.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

The only reason I'm even posting a time is because finishing with something is better than not finishing at all.

That said, fuck this game.