He's just getting a tattoo... or is about to pepper spray someone in the street and then the local news will say "Crazy rubber suit tranny assaulted elderly... again. Where about still unknown"
You don't need to be an exact copy of batman. You can make some changes. For example, the 9mm 'BatGlock' and fragmentation 'Batnades'.
But there's so many to chose from! You could be the one who grows up to be Nightwing, the one who dies but comes back to life to kick ass, or the one who becomes a superhero not as awesome as Nightwing.
I'd rather be Aquaman. Seriously, Aquaman is badass as fuck. He took out fucking Deathstroke in seconds. Fucking Deathstroke.
I've thought about being a Crime fighter...for real. but I'd form like a Justice League. I mean, honestly, who the fuck is going to stand up to a bunch of dudes in tights with weapons? *Not fighting dudes with guns, to hell with that.