I have a new goal in life: become batman

I think I could do this.

See you guys in 2 years.

 

So, your parents are dead or going to be and you're going to do some vigilante justice?

 

He's just getting a tattoo... or is about to pepper spray someone in the street and then the local news will say "Crazy rubber suit tranny assaulted elderly... again. Where about still unknown"

 

Clarification:

I am going to train to become batman. Vigilante justice may or may not follow.

 

Well, step 1 is to be a criminal so you can fully understand the workings of the criminal mind.

 

You need money and Liam Neeson to make this happen, FrozenBacon.

 

You don't need to be an exact copy of batman.

You can make some changes. For example, the 9mm 'BatGlock' and fragmentation 'Batnades'.

 

Alright then, I'll be the Joker. All I need is one bad day...

 

Rakon, I can help you get some scars...

 

I have the wigs and a purple suit...

Don't ask.

 

If you are working on a budget, I'd suggest a kite in place of a cape.

 

something...something...sexual endurance joke...Aquaman.

 

You'd better not try to zip-line into my house, because clearly, I am Batman.

 

I'll be Robin...


...FML

 

But there's so many to chose from! You could be the one who grows up to be Nightwing, the one who dies but comes back to life to kick ass, or the one who becomes a superhero not as awesome as Nightwing.

 

I've thought about being a Crime fighter...for real.
but I'd form like a Justice League. I mean, honestly, who the fuck is going to stand up to a bunch of dudes in tights with weapons?

*Not fighting dudes with guns, to hell with that.

 

Sounds like a comic writer's equivalent of a pity fuck for the poor guy.