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Discussion in 'Archive' started by Bretimus_v2, Jan 26, 2015.
Looks like the writings on the wall for us Tingz0r
To those of you who voted for me, your Pretty Little Paradox Body Pillow is in the mail. To those of you who voted for MattAY, well perhaps you need a little more incentive. So in that regard, PLP Inc. is working overtime to bring you new and very exciting gifts that voters of MattAY will receive, provided they change thier vote to Paradox.
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Haha, I cant top that!
ahh damn, thought id last longer. Ah well.
Can I even vote anymore?
Or do I even want to since you bastards voted me out...
Yes. Just not in the PM one.
Wish i wasn't so busy at this time with school and work otherwise probably would have voted and payed attention a lot more sorry guys
It's all your fault I lost.
Fuck, it's gotta be a repost.
These days are starting to get pretty long. Just like the Doxdo.
Who is Daniel?
It did seem like these days were stretching a lot longer. Or was it that they were stuck in some kind of temporal loop? The way I see it, Bretimus could just have a hectic personal life...or...perhaps someone got a hold of a certain mystical knife.
...perhaps they kept replaying the day until the chips fell their way...or Bret's hectic life...tough call.
Paradox pulls a time paradox on MattAY to Snake the win, 7-5! ELIMINATED!
C_nate had more quarters at the arcade and outlasts Gunner37, 8-4! ELIM"INATED!
And...what the hell...another tie for Team Brazelda and the Feel Bros, 7-7!
Someone called in a favor and got a huge ACME magnet set up in the stands. When the power went on...HK-47 flew out of the ring! ELIMINATED!
(LinksOcarina & Bretimus_v2)
(Used44 & Green_Lantern)
Green_Lantern, Studio Tan, Paradox, UrbanMasque, Bretimus_v2, WickedLiquid, C_nate and Master_Craig don't forget to vote for your Rumble elimination ye few remaining champs!
Why vote for me once when you can vote for me twice. Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Vote me for Class Pres
Brazelda....hue hue hue hue...LISTEN!
Vote for the Plutionians or we will show you the dark side of the Pultonians' moons
That's my vote.
Studiotan. because Brett doesn't watch my stream.