GRumble 2015: That's All Folks

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  1. Paradox

    Paradox Soaring Phoenix

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    Ting
    Me!
    Dundermiffen



    Why should you vote for me this go around? Because Paradox is...the Prettiest Man in the World!

    Pretty Paradox has pretty eyes.
    Pretty Paradox has a pretty face.
    Pretty Paradox has soft pretty hair.
    Pretty Paradox has a pretty mouth.
    Pretty Paradox has big muscular pretty arms.
    Pretty Paradox can lift big weights.
    Pretty Paradox can run real fast.
    Pretty Paradox can throw a football real far.
    Pretty Paradox always exercises.
    Pretty Paradox is real smart.
    Pretty Paradox's muscles are strong and veiny.
    Pretty Paradox makes people laugh when they are sad.
    Stupid jokes told by pretty Paradox are always pretty funny.
    If he had one, pretty Paradox would have a pretty pussy.
    Pretty Paradox always steals his letters with a kiss. Mwah!
    Pretty Paradox's skin is smooth.
    Pretty Paradox wipes his ass like a man.
    Pretty Paradox thumps you on the head when it's time.
    Pretty Paradox can do the electric slide.
    When pretty Paradox laughs, his pretty nipples poke out.
    Pretty Paradox doesn't slap your ass when he's giving it to you doggy style.
    Pretty Paradox could do porn with his clothes on and still be pretty hot.
    Pretty Paradox isn't stingy with his sperm.
    Pretty Paradox doesn't have wrinkles on his ball sack.
    Pretty Paradox doesn't mind sitting on top and doing the reverse cowgirl.
    It's always cute to see pretty Paradox arch his butt in the air like a ki' cat.
    The birds don't start singing until pretty Paradox wakes up.
    When pretty Paradox wakes up, he gives himself hugs and kisses.
    Pretty Paradox's toes are pretty, so pretty he's a toe model for Birkenstock.
    Pretty Paradox's pubic hair is recycled to make sex panties.
    Pretty Paradox sweats sugar.
    Pretty Paradox's farts are so sexy, they often appear on albums of music to make love by.
    Mirrors masturbate to Paradox.
    Pretty Paradox is so pretty even blind people can see him.
    The secret ingredient to Chanel number five is Paradox's piss.
    Pretty meant nothing until Paradox came along.
     
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  2. WickedLiquid

    WickedLiquid Regular

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    TL;DR

    Matt
    WL

    Funder Mufflin
     
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  3. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    Tingz0r

    Paradox

    Team Dundermiflin!
     
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  4. De-Ting

    De-Ting Rookie

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    Paradox

    Jake and Finn
     
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  5. Paradox

    Paradox Soaring Phoenix

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  6. HK-47

    HK-47 Rookie

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    Wicked

    Jake and Finn
     
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  7. MattAY

    MattAY Forum Moderator
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    Tingy
    Wicked

    Dunder MUFF!!
     
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  8. LinksOcarina

    LinksOcarina Rookie

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    De-Ting

    Paradox

    Team Dundermuffin
     
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  9. Master_Craig

    Master_Craig Forum Moderator
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    God damn it...

    MattAY
    WickedLiquid

    Team DunderMiffin (WickedLiquid & Daniel Bischoff)
     
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  10. StudioTan

    StudioTan Regular

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    Time to drop an elbow and even dem votes:

    Ting
    Paradox

    Jake & Finn
     
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  11. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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  12. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Day 10

    Sometimes it doesn't matter how much hard work you throw at something you still end up a crappily thrown together, laughing stock of a mess. Essentially, you Ubisoft it.



    Triple Elimination Time
    MattAY gives De-Ting the red card, 7-6!
    Paradox puts WickedLiquid on ice, 7-6!
    Team DunderMifflin turns Jake & Finn into Cake & Fiona, 8-5!

    .MattAY started getting confident in the ring, but he was not destined to be the King of the Ring despite his love of pro wrestling and Prince Charles. ELIMINATED!!!


    NEXT ROUND!
    UghRochester
    vs
    UrbanMasque

    Bretimus_v2
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    HK-47

    Team Brazelda
    (LinksOcarina & Bretimus)

    vs
    The Feel Bros
    (UrbanMasque & De-Ting)

    And don't forget to IM a name!
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  13. Sourdeez

    Sourdeez Rookie

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    UrbanMasque

    Bretimus_v2 not to be confused with that old Bretimus.

    The Feel Bros
     
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  14. WickedLiquid

    WickedLiquid Regular

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    Urbz
    HK
    (Because they actually voted for me)

    Feel Bros
     
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  15. Paradox

    Paradox Soaring Phoenix

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    Ugh

    Brett

    Feel bros.
     
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  16. used44

    used44 Forum Moderator
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    Ugh
    Bret
    Brazelda
     
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  17. Master_Craig

    Master_Craig Forum Moderator
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    UghRochester
    Bretimus_v2

    The Feel Bros
     
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  18. De-Ting

    De-Ting Rookie

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    Bret

    The Feel Bros
     
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  19. HK-47

    HK-47 Rookie

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    Urban
    Bret

    The Feel Bros
     
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  20. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Brett

    Brazelda
     
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