Paradox
Soaring Phoenix
Ting
Me!
Dundermiffen
Why should you vote for me this go around? Because Paradox is...the Prettiest Man in the World!
Pretty Paradox has pretty eyes.
Pretty Paradox has a pretty face.
Pretty Paradox has soft pretty hair.
Pretty Paradox has a pretty mouth.
Pretty Paradox has big muscular pretty arms.
Pretty Paradox can lift big weights.
Pretty Paradox can run real fast.
Pretty Paradox can throw a football real far.
Pretty Paradox always exercises.
Pretty Paradox is real smart.
Pretty Paradox's muscles are strong and veiny.
Pretty Paradox makes people laugh when they are sad.
Stupid jokes told by pretty Paradox are always pretty funny.
If he had one, pretty Paradox would have a pretty pussy.
Pretty Paradox always steals his letters with a kiss. Mwah!
Pretty Paradox's skin is smooth.
Pretty Paradox wipes his ass like a man.
Pretty Paradox thumps you on the head when it's time.
Pretty Paradox can do the electric slide.
When pretty Paradox laughs, his pretty nipples poke out.
Pretty Paradox doesn't slap your ass when he's giving it to you doggy style.
Pretty Paradox could do porn with his clothes on and still be pretty hot.
Pretty Paradox isn't stingy with his sperm.
Pretty Paradox doesn't have wrinkles on his ball sack.
Pretty Paradox doesn't mind sitting on top and doing the reverse cowgirl.
It's always cute to see pretty Paradox arch his butt in the air like a ki' cat.
The birds don't start singing until pretty Paradox wakes up.
When pretty Paradox wakes up, he gives himself hugs and kisses.
Pretty Paradox's toes are pretty, so pretty he's a toe model for Birkenstock.
Pretty Paradox's pubic hair is recycled to make sex panties.
Pretty Paradox sweats sugar.
Pretty Paradox's farts are so sexy, they often appear on albums of music to make love by.
Mirrors masturbate to Paradox.
Pretty Paradox is so pretty even blind people can see him.
The secret ingredient to Chanel number five is Paradox's piss.
Pretty meant nothing until Paradox came along.
Me!
Dundermiffen
Why should you vote for me this go around? Because Paradox is...the Prettiest Man in the World!
Pretty Paradox has pretty eyes.
Pretty Paradox has a pretty face.
Pretty Paradox has soft pretty hair.
Pretty Paradox has a pretty mouth.
Pretty Paradox has big muscular pretty arms.
Pretty Paradox can lift big weights.
Pretty Paradox can run real fast.
Pretty Paradox can throw a football real far.
Pretty Paradox always exercises.
Pretty Paradox is real smart.
Pretty Paradox's muscles are strong and veiny.
Pretty Paradox makes people laugh when they are sad.
Stupid jokes told by pretty Paradox are always pretty funny.
If he had one, pretty Paradox would have a pretty pussy.
Pretty Paradox always steals his letters with a kiss. Mwah!
Pretty Paradox's skin is smooth.
Pretty Paradox wipes his ass like a man.
Pretty Paradox thumps you on the head when it's time.
Pretty Paradox can do the electric slide.
When pretty Paradox laughs, his pretty nipples poke out.
Pretty Paradox doesn't slap your ass when he's giving it to you doggy style.
Pretty Paradox could do porn with his clothes on and still be pretty hot.
Pretty Paradox isn't stingy with his sperm.
Pretty Paradox doesn't have wrinkles on his ball sack.
Pretty Paradox doesn't mind sitting on top and doing the reverse cowgirl.
It's always cute to see pretty Paradox arch his butt in the air like a ki' cat.
The birds don't start singing until pretty Paradox wakes up.
When pretty Paradox wakes up, he gives himself hugs and kisses.
Pretty Paradox's toes are pretty, so pretty he's a toe model for Birkenstock.
Pretty Paradox's pubic hair is recycled to make sex panties.
Pretty Paradox sweats sugar.
Pretty Paradox's farts are so sexy, they often appear on albums of music to make love by.
Mirrors masturbate to Paradox.
Pretty Paradox is so pretty even blind people can see him.
The secret ingredient to Chanel number five is Paradox's piss.
Pretty meant nothing until Paradox came along.
