Paradox is already behind in this round and he needs your votes. So keeping with the Spanish theme, here's more fabulous products that you will receive in exchange for standing by Paradox:
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Brand new from Pretty Little Paradox Inc., the
Doble Cabeza Doxdo! That's right, the Doxdo with
two heads! You can share with a friend or shove both heads in your own ass.
If two's not enough, we also have the
Doxdo Sombrero de Medusa! It comes with
six detachable Doxdos. Forget those silly little solo sex devices, get the
Doxdo Sombrero de Medusa. It can pleasure up to six people at the same time. Just set the unit in the middle of the floor. Have your guests grab onto one of Paradox's six Doxdos and with just ten strokes, your guest's Doxdo is ready to go. And just like Paradox, once it gets hard, it stays hard. When you're ready for the Doxdo to finish, just press the button and let Paradox's juice shoot you in the face.
How much would you expect to pay for these amazing products? Well wait, there's an extra super bonus. If you change your vote from Craig to Paradox in the next 18 minutes we'll also give you the Tongue Me Doxy. All of this could be yours for simply your vote for
Paradox.
My votes: Me, Longo, Feel Bros.