Can i make it 10,000 posts by the end of the day?

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  1. De-Ting

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    Vow 15: I will do lots of aerial twists!
     
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    vow 16: i promise not to cry after sex and comment how beautiful it was.
     
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  3. UrbanMasque

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    Vow 17: I will use protection... no promises.
     
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  4. MattAY

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    Vow 18: I think the joke is over.

    Honeymoon techniques...way more important!

    Technique 1: The Snow Plough - start at the foot of the bed and shake your head loosely until you make a connection with a vagina (no insertion). Then continue to move forward through boobs until you reach the face.

    Retreat and repeat until satisfied.
     
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  5. Longo_2_guns

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    Time for a classic move.

    This one is called the Charizard. You cum in your hand, smear it on her face, light her hair on fire, and then flap your arms wildly screaming "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
     
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  6. BlackStar

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    Going for beer, BRB

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  7. BlackStar

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    k, back
     
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  8. LinksOcarina

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    Only in your mind.

    Good luck though. I never cared about post count too much, but more power to you dude if you think you can do 2000+ posts in six hours.
     
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  9. BlackStar

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    LinksOcarina, let me open your eyes since you seem to be so blind....

    Small post count equals very very tiny penis
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    Large post count equals very very large penis that would frighten tiny asian girls
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    Maybe one day you'll grow the fuck up and understand how the world works.
     
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  10. LinksOcarina

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    I guess, but in that regard i'm bigger than you it seems.
     
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  11. BlackStar

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    Nigga please, this is like my third account. You've got to triple my post count which brings this motherfucka to 12,612. My E-Penis is so big Andy Dick would gag.
     
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  12. LinksOcarina

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    You should tell Maca to add that to the numbers then on this account, Blackstar.

    At least then I would believe you.
     
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  13. BlackStar

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    And you should tell Maca to add this to your whiny bitch list.
     
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  14. LinksOcarina

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    Much love, brother. Much love.
     
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  15. BlackStar

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    No, NO LOVE!

    YOU AND ME, IN THE PARKING LOT IN 30 MINUTES! LET'S DO THIS!
     
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  16. madster111

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    ..Did no one else laugh uncontrollably at Longos post?
     
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  17. LinksOcarina

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    Sure. I like hugs :p .
     
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    I chuckled, making my tiny E-penis bounce up and down.
     
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    I did. Still laughing. It actually made my day.

    I also enjoy Links trying to compete in penis size with an implied black man.
     
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    Also fun to stick a terrapin on your cock and yell BLASTOISE while ejaculating.

    Venusaur is slightly more embarassing due to the clinic visits involved. :cry:
     
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