Can i make it 10,000 posts by the end of the day?

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  1. Trippysmurf

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    Vow 3. I will never wear your favorite black thong as the eye patch for my badass pirate costume.
     
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  2. MikeyVassallo

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    Yeah... but I would do that.
     
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    Vow 3: Codification of previous sections: I will never leave the toilet seat up your pooper.
     
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    i just ate a hardboiled egg with part of the shell on it :(
     
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    Vow 4: I will never leave the shell on your hardboiled egg
     
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    Vow 5: I will never pick up the dog's shit and always leave that for you, especially after a rainy weekend.

    This is how Vows work, right?
     
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    you are such a sweet man stal! i'm jealous.
     
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    Vow 6. Taking Jewish Law into consideration, I will build you a period house so that I don't come in contact with you while you are bleeding.

    Vow 7. The period house doubles as a hemorrhoid house
     
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    Vow 8: I'll probably be stuck into the period house for punishment, won't I?
     
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    Vow 9: All, repeat ALL hours of the day will be dedicated on planning and the manufacture to make my jetpac, with a jessica rabbit sticker on the side (because she sends me to the moon).
     
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    I thought there was once a time when 2000 posts a day on GR was normal.
     
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    me: 8============D
    ted: :---D
     
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    i am no longer shipping you a john deere hat.
     
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    vow 10: I'll never call you my sisters name while getting it on
     
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    Vow 11: I will never give you up
     
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    Vow 12: I will never let you down
     
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    Vow 13: I will never run around
     
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    Vow 14: I won't burp without covering my mouth





    What a twist!!
     
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  20. malakian

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    Shaft your mother just called me and said 'that pathetic wastrel son of mine is not welcome over yuletide due to his flaccid attempts at getting to 10,000 posts.'

    Better step it up in case you end up with coal, bro!

    Also we had sex.
     
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