Oh my, I don't even have an acceptance speech ready. Fortunately, this is the internet, and I have time to compose one.
First, I would like to thank whatever search engine it was that brought me to the front page 10 or so years ago. While I don't remember the name, it would be a safe bet to say it was Yahoo's search engine, you know, back when Yahoo was actually a search engine. Regardless, it gave me an alternative to Cheat-CC, back before I discovered GameFAQs.
I'd like to thank the staff of GR throughout that time frame. Consistently entertaining reading material has drawn me to this site through those years, and as such, I was always present.
I'd like to thank the bug that crawled up my ass and finally drove me to sign up as a member of the community this year.
I'd like to extend a gracious and well deserved thanks to myself. Once again, I proved to myself that I am absolutely fucking awesome, with no true equal, and further advancing the conundrum of "Why don't I have a girlfriend?".
But most of all, I'd like to extend thanks to the community at hand. You have all provided me an interesting place with which to come and spout views that generally would get me shunned by the normal and idiotic public. While my welcome may have only been lukewarm, I now feel accepted, and you should all feel accomplished in recognizing my awesomeness, something the drones I attended the teenage de-education institution with failed to do.
In closing, I graciously and humbly accept the Best New Poster of 2011 award, and eagerly await spending this year with you all in the trenches.
StickyGreenGamer
Best New Poster 2011
And perhaps all time...