GR Awards: Twenty Twelve!

[Optimus-Crime]

The Mayan god Chipotle Burrito Bowl smites you both! How dare you question his savory wisdom! A pox upon thee!

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[Rakon]

Stop bickering, children, before i turn this internet around and we all go home to watch that 70s show reruns.

I love That 70s Show. We should post more about that show.

 

[Icepick]

Stop bickering, children, before i turn this internet around and we all go home to watch that 70s show reruns.

I love That 70s Show. We should post more about that show.

it's a shame the last two seasons were so unbearably bad

 

[WickedLiquid]

Mila Kunis

*drools*

Why isn't she returning my phone calls?

 

[Sourdeez]

She also plays world of warcraft.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Yeah, but who doesn't?

 

[WickedLiquid]

Me

 

[Sourdeez]

me anymore.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Mila: "Why won't you guys talk about me?"
GR: "We're busy talking about World of Warcraft, please do not interrupt."
But yes, I've never played. And Mila doesn't do it for me.
It's always an odd feeling to be on the other side of pop culture. But not in a bad way. You're left wondering how you didn't get swept up.

 

[Icepick]

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a wallkie talkie

 

[danielrbischoff]

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a wallkie talkie

Eh... I wouldn't. Maybe it's because I can't help but think of her as an annoying clingy bitch from That 70s Show.

 

[Sourdeez]

It's always an odd feeling to be on the other side of pop culture.

Dont worry I think Kim Kardashian is fucking ugly.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

I hear you. I'm not into Kim, either. She's not even a blip on my radar, but I don't think she's ugly. And it's not that I think either of those 2 are, they're just not my thing.

This is what I'm reminded of every month I get a new Maxim Magazine in the mail. Everyone's favorite superstarlet is on the cover, and I'm heading to the back of the mag to read bout some helicopter pilot's daring rescue mission or the story of some major credit card scammer working out of a Motel 6.
Also, fuck Maxim magazine. More popups than a porn site.

 

[Rakon]

Ma-ga-zine?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Ma-ga-zine?

It's the thing you put in a gun.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

again, on the other side of pop culture. Enjoy your holograms and what's-its, fellas.
Going outside to start a fire. Be back in 20 min

 

[Sourdeez]

I enjoy sex robots.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

I enjoy sex robots.

sigh. The future's just passing me by.

 

[madster111]

I enjoy sex robots.

Mankind will never have working sex robots.

The person to invent one will spend too much time sexing it, so it'll never get sold, and this cycle will just repeat itself until ths sun explodes.

 

[Sourdeez]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-505203 ... _season_3/