GR Awards Twenty Twelve

[Optimus-Crime]

Longo's not going to fall for our scheme though.

As a matter of fact, Longo doesn't have the balls to fall for our plan.
Hell, I'll take it a step further and dare Longo to fall for it. Yeah, that's right. Dare him! I dare you, Longo! Delay the results another month, see what happens then!
You know what? Enough BS. [4 LONGO'S EYE'S ONLY === Hightlight>>>>I double-dog dare you...<<<<Highlight === 5 LONGO'S EYE'S ONLY]


BOTTOM LINE: LONGO'S NOT MAN ENOUGH TO FALL FOR OUR MONKEY SHINE.
In cyan, so you know I mean business

Watch. We'll break him. Ladies, prepare your diaphragms... however you prepare them (water hose?), gentlemen, put on your favorite boxers, because results coming in 3...2...1...

 

[WickedLiquid]

GR AWARDS PRE-SHOW

All the GRians are out in style on the red carpet! Oh look, here comes Urban with two porn stars around each arm!

Urban! URBZ! Can we talk?

 

[UrbanMasque]

GR AWARDS PRE-SHOW

All the GRians are out in style on the red carpet! Oh look, here comes Urban with two porn stars around each arm!

Urban! URBZ! Can we talk?

*takes off his glass as he approaches the journalist slightly tipsy*

WICKED! Wassup man! What are you doing here, I figured you'd be inside with better seats than me. *Fake celebrity joke laugh* I'll save you a seat next two us, how about that? - But seriously I know what you're going to ask me, and I AM REALLY disappointed about not being AT LEAST nominated for Topic King this year, a category I swept last year, but you know that's life its a growing experience. I AM excited though about being nominated for the new Super Kawaii Award and hopefully I'll get to set the bar for that award for years to come. At the very least we're all here to be entertained and I have very high hopes for that this year w/ Longo hosting. I really dunno what to expect, with Longo hosting but we'll see. *looks around and smiles* Listen dude, the ladies are getting restless - I'll see you inside, if not I'll catch you at the after party hopefully with the award in toe. Later bro, God Bless.

*throws up deuces for the Paparazzi and walks off*

 

[Sourdeez]

Oh man I better get in my storm trooper armor. We work the security for the Red Carpet. Please keep away from the guests. No touching. You don't want me to have to call Vader.

:edit: Fixed. Sorry Urban : )
picture is from 7 year ago at DragonCon in Atlanta

 

[UrbanMasque]

Dude... WTF.. get into Character. We're on the red carpet being interviewed by Wicked and you've got photo GOLD. Act like it!

 

[UghRochester]

Oh man, I know you got bunches of questions for me, WickedLiquid. However, what do I choose?

 

[BlackStar]

*walks in through the back door*

 

[Optimus-Crime]

*bangs on back door*
*Yells to BlackStar, "Hey, you locked me out!"*
*sits in back alley, learns the way of the mighty alley hobo*
Wait a minute... Lethean? I-Is that you?

 

[BlackStar]

*walks back out with Battleship under his arm*
*flips over garbage can and sets game up*
Let's do this Chris, B4?

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Where'd you get Battleship from?
Hit. J10?
Lethean, you want in on this action? Ah, he passed out, drunk no doubt.

 

[BlackStar]

I raided Grey's old locker. He had some hentai in there too but I stashed it in MattAY's locker incase I need to blackmail him.

And is that really Lethean? I just thought Ben Affleck really let himself go.

Miss. B5?

 

[UrbanMasque]

Another Day - another Longo Let down.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

It's definitely him. Look at the mini shrine he built. Recognize the guy in the picture frame? It's Frozen.

Miss. G1?

 

[madster111]

This was the wrong fucking thread to read after vodka.

 

[danielrbischoff]

*Throws some garbage out the second story window and totally ruins Blackstar's and Chris's game of battleship.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Lethean, no! That's garbage, not your GR severance package for services rendered. And now you're eating it!? NOOOOO!!!

*After that distubring scene of humanity, agrees with BlackStar to pick up our game of Battleship at a later time of our choosing*

 

[Icepick]

*runs up the alleyway and attaches a leash to Lethean*

Thank god you found him, somehow he escaped from his chains in the basement while I was occupied with a boy from the Philippines

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Found on this page: GR Award 2012 losers

WELP

 

[MattAY]

You guys definitely need your own show.

 

[LinksOcarina]

id watch it.