We've finally made it, the end of the road. The categories and winners are in bold, so there shouldn't be any problems. First for the less, er, exciting categories, many with somewhat predictable outcomes if I may say so myself: Best Blogger was won by LinksOcarina Best Reviewer was won by LinksOcarina Worst Reviewer was won by jpz something something Best Young Poster was won by Keepithowitis Most Missed Poster was won by TheTank, who, ironically, is back now. And Best Returned Poster goes to Guan Yu, who, ironically, didnâ€™t stay long. Figures. Now, on to the main event! First off, we have the award for Most Annoying Poster. This award goes toâ€¦ UghRochester Congratulations. Youâ€™ve successfully bugged us all to our wits end with your constant McDonalds stories and whatnot, and have truly earned this award. Second place winner was Trust No One, who lost by four votes. And an Honorable Mention to StalfrosCC, who didnâ€™t receive a single vote. Next we have the Best New Poster award. This award goes toâ€¦ Bretimus_V2 Congratulations. Despite the handicap of being a BR, you have adapted here like a duck in a pond, or something like that, and have truly earned this award. Second place winner was WickedLiquid, who lost by two votes. Now we have the award for Worst New Poster. This award goes toâ€¦ UghRochester Congratulations. With the attitude of a 13 year old and a mind to match, youâ€™ve already rubbed many the wrong way in your short time here, and have truly earned this award. Second place winner was Insectvamour, who lost by three votes. And now for the Funniest Poster. This award goes toâ€¦ BlackStar Congratulations. I mean, what can I say about BlackStar that hasnâ€™t been said. This man is a master of humor, and has truly earned this award. Second place winners were De-Ting and Longo_2_guns, who lost by a whopping seven votes. Next is the award for the Most Helpful Poster. This award goes toâ€¦ Trippysmurf Congratulations. This former Crave slave, if I may say so, has proven his handiness time and time again, and has truly earned this award. Second place winner was Maca2kx, who lost by a single vote. And with that, we have the award for Least Helpful Poster. This award goes toâ€¦ intotherain Congratulations. This GR vet with a seemingly apathetic mind has done nothing, and because of that has truly earned this award. Second place winner was Madster, who lost by a single vote. Now for the Most Respected Poster award. This award goes toâ€¦ Lethean Congratulations. This now admin, and if I may say sexy man, has earned our respect many a time, and has truly earned this award. Second place winner was Used44, who lost by a single vote. And an Honorable Mention goes to Longo_2_guns, who didnâ€™t receive a single vote. And from there we go to the Least Respected Poster. This award goes toâ€¦ UghRochester Congratulations. As he proved with his wins of Most Annoying and Worst New Poster, people donâ€™t really respect poor old Ugh, and because of that has truly earned this award. Second place winner was Trust No One. And an Honorable Mention goes to StalfrosCC, who didnâ€™t receive a single vote. Next is the award for Biggest Forum Contributor. This award goes toâ€¦ MattAY Congratulations. With things like your hardly ever updated sprite comic and constant good posting, you have truly earned this award. Second place winner was LinksOcarina, who lost by a whole seven votes. Now we have the Spammer Award. This award goes toâ€¦ Trust No One Congratulations. Constant bad posting about some wicked ass head and stuff like that has contributed nothing, other than truly earning you this award. Second place winner was De-Ting, who lost by three votes. And an Honorable Mention to Shaft, solely because his brief snow day antics earned him a nomination and two votes. And next we have the On Topic Award. This award goes toâ€¦ Tigerlily Congratulations. Way to never challenge the topic at hand and post boring on topic stuff. And yet, because of that you have truly earned this award. Second place winner was Malakian, who lost by four votes. Itâ€™s time for the Peacekeeper Award. This award goes toâ€¦ Maca2kx Congratulations. Nothing less is expected of this admin, who delivers swift justice in a calm fashion, and has truly earned this award. Second place winner was Used44, who lost by three votes. And here is the award for Topic King. And the winner isâ€¦ Longo_2_guns Congratulations. Wait, hold up, seriously? I mean, the only topics I make are about games no one has played, topics criticizing everyone for not playing those games, and this one. But apparently I deserve this award, or something. Second place winner was StalfrosCC, who lost by one vote. Next we have the Postwhore Award This award goes toâ€¦ Madster Congratulations. Man oh man, that Madster loves to post. Youâ€™ve earned this award. Second place winner was De-Ting, who lost by 2 votes. And now for the award for Most Intelligent Posts. And the winner isâ€¦ Malakian Hey, way to go! Of course, what else is expected of a guy who is both a law student and British? I mean, come on. Second place winner was Ted Wolff, who lost by three votes. And an Honorable Mention to UghRochester, who didnâ€™t receive a single vote. But who didnâ€™t see that coming? em shkordom bet7eb al zeet al me2le :shock: non award w ana zaiehaâ€¦ 8) UghRochester i remember it..but it is old songs..but my song is fresh and new yalla ta3alo nenaket sawa sawa.. :lol: ne7na benmo9 el dema2 The two place was Koalarainbowpoop, who was not the one by many a voter And now for Best Host. Hey, guess what, itâ€™sâ€¦ Flaming_Tiki_God Congratulations. After many successful mafia game, this award is well earned. Second place was someone, I dunno... Fuck it. Right, now weâ€™re moving from the boring awards to the better ones. Lets go into Best Signature. Can our reigning champion, Longo_2_guns, keep his title, or shall it be usurped by some tenacious weeaboo. And the winner isâ€¦ MattAY Congratulations. Apparently, people like anime, or something, because your collage of nothing managed to beat true creativity and style, and you made a grown man cry. I hope youâ€™re proud of yourself. Moving right along from that, we have the Worst Signature. And the winner isâ€¦ LinksOcarina A really badly pixilated MS Paint picture advertising a failed RPG game that ended 4 months ago. Yeah, amazing signature. This is even worse than your naked back Link avatar. And Second place was KoalaRainbowPoop. Seriously, dude? Seriously? Thatâ€™s just dumb. And now we have the Best Avatar. And the winner isâ€¦ Chris Crime I love Calvin and Hobbes. And thatâ€™s all that I have to say about that. Second place goes to Rakon, for his something or other. And from there we go to the Worst Avatar, which goes toâ€¦ James Cameron It was an easy joke, I had to make it. And, for the record, I thought Avatar was alright, not great, but entertaining. But I digress. The real winner was UghRochester Why would we want to constantly see a picture of you? Does your narcissism know no bounds? My god man! And I have no idea who got second place. Now, for the award for Best Moderator. This goes toâ€¦ StalfrosCC Despite giving up his modliness during a dispute earlier in the year, this guy still proved his worth more than once, and for that, we salute him. Second place goes to Used44, Lethean, and Maca2kx On that same note, we have the Worst Moderator. This goes toâ€¦ Moses- I mean, the guy isnâ€™t ever here. And heâ€™s hardly a moderator of anything. You know what? Fuck him. Heâ€™s out of this. Instead, Iâ€™m going to give this to the second place winnerâ€¦ StalfrosCC I mean, seriously? Who the fuck loses their mod because they called someone childish? Itâ€™s like getting your penis bit off by a horse. It just shouldnâ€™t happen. But it did. Way to go, Stal. You suck. And now for the Best Veteran. And the winner isâ€¦ Used44 I mean, this polar bear of a man has been with us forever, and just got married to a glacier or some shit like that, I dunno. But fuck it. He has been here forever, is a great guy, and deserves this award. Now, for the moment youâ€™ve been waiting for, the Worst Poster of 2009 Award! Anyone who has been keeping up so far could guess this one a mile away. Itâ€™sâ€¦ UghRochester I mean, what can I say about Ugh now that I havenâ€™t said in the Most Annoying Poster, Worst New Poster, Most Incoherent Poster, and Worst Avatar awards that he has already taken home with him? So I wonâ€™t say anything, other than he won with almost 50% of the votes. And thatâ€™s terrible. And now, for the final category, the much coveted and sought after Best Poster of 2009 Award. And the winner isâ€¦ Wait for itâ€¦ Wait for itâ€¦ Just a little bit moreâ€¦ Next oneâ€¦ A FOUR WAY TIE BETWEEN JCD, MATTAY, STALFROSCC, AND LONGO_2_GUNS! Now you may be wondering, why leave this as a tie? Well, itâ€™s simple. See, in my mind there is no poster out of these four who is clearly better than the rest. And there are several ways I could solve this. The first is that I could vote for a winner, which would mean I would vote for myself, which isnâ€™t fair and is somewhat amoral. The next is that I could do a vote on only these four, which would take a whole lot of time and would be tedious. Plus, Iâ€™ve got a date with a girl who looks just like my 2D waifu and I wouldnâ€™t miss that for the world. The third option is that I could just say fuck it, this isnâ€™t that serious, and leave it as a tie. So thatâ€™s what I did. That way, all four of us are losers, or winners. Itâ€™s not important. And thatâ€™s a wrap. I want to congratulate all the winners, the losers, and all of the losers who won. And thank you, each and every one of you, for making 2009 an amazing year.