As another year goes by, we all have to sit in amazement and wonder that we put up with each other’s crap. Without further ado, I bring you the Best of GR: 2011!
Starting off this year, we have the Best New Poster award. This award goes to:
StickyGreenGamer
Congratulations! While everyone was new at one point and time, only a few can be called the best of their year. Shame you can never defend your title on this one, huh? Guess you have to start doing stuff other than joining!
Our runner up was NecroWolf, who lost by a whopping nine votes.
Next up we have the Best Returning Poster, which goes to:
KurtCobain94
What a great thing to come back to, and you can tell your child that the announcement of their conception won you this award. You can also tell them that you’re the real Kurt Cobain if you want to. I mean, they won’t be able to understand you either way!
Our runner up was Silios, who lost by four votes.
Coming up next is the Most Annoying Poster. This year’s winner is:
tinymhg
Nothing quite like being told that your posts cause users to pop blood vessels, dread your every word, and skip over you entirely quite like a shiny new award. Congratulations!
The runner up was madster111, who lost by one vote.
Up now is the Most Missed Poster award. This goes to:
StalfrosCC
Despite his occasional drop in, old Mikey is hardly seen around these parts anymore, which means we can say whatever we want about him and he’ll never know. Like making fun of the Amish! But we won’t, because we don’t want him to come by and then run off again, right? Right.
Second place winner was Ghosttrip, who lost by two votes.
On its way now is the Funniest Poster award. And the winner is:
BlackStar
What can be said about BlackStar that hasn’t been said before? The man is like Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence, only funny. And black. And not in a fat suit. Congratulations!
Our runner up was De-Ting, who lost by three votes.
Next up is the Most Helpful Poster. This year’s winner is:
WickedLiquid
Hey, way to go. You sure did help people with, uh, their stuff? Yeah, right. So congratulations! On an unrelated note, way to be hard to write jokes about. Keep it up!
Our runner up was Bretimus_v2, who lost by one vote.
And now we have the Least Helpful Poster. Our winner is:
madster111
Unlike lovable Wicked, you went out of your way to be unproductive, unhelpful, and a stick in the mud in a minefield that indicates nothing. Way to go.
Our second place winner is Uglykitten, who lost by five votes.
Next up we have the Most Respected Poster. The winner is:
used44
This igloo-dwelling blubber eater has earned much respect from the users (get it? Users? used?) of GR, or as his people call it, maize. Even though he has to post via binary smoke signals, he’s still managed to stay a strong part of the community, enough that people forgive his custom to cut hearts out and kick bodies down his pyramid, as is his custom. Congratulations!
The runner up was Bretimus_v2, who lost by four votes.
Moving right along, we have the Least Respected Poster. The winner is:
madster111
As he isn’t very helpful, it only follows thusly that he isn’t very respected either, meaning he could easily not win either award if he just started being more helpful. But then he wouldn’t be madster, would he?
Our second place winner was 213EDD, who lost by three votes.
Up next is the Biggest Forum Contributor. Our winner is:
danielrbischoff
Okay, he might be staff, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care regardless, right? No, stop laughing. He definitely doesn’t just care because of his job. Dammit, stop laughing. He’d definitely contribute this much if he wasn’t being paid to. Christ, stop that, I’m being serious! (The joke is that I’m not being serious)
Our second place winner was Longo_2_guns, who lost by three votes.
Now we have the Spammer Award. This goes to:
Longo_2_guns
After posting nearly three hundred posts in the span of a few hours, this award comes completely out of nowhere! Though I do attribute the return of community events to this, since I bumped that thread with a post that was “I want to see these come back.â€
Starting off this year, we have the Best New Poster award. This award goes to:
StickyGreenGamer
Congratulations! While everyone was new at one point and time, only a few can be called the best of their year. Shame you can never defend your title on this one, huh? Guess you have to start doing stuff other than joining!
Our runner up was NecroWolf, who lost by a whopping nine votes.
Next up we have the Best Returning Poster, which goes to:
KurtCobain94
What a great thing to come back to, and you can tell your child that the announcement of their conception won you this award. You can also tell them that you’re the real Kurt Cobain if you want to. I mean, they won’t be able to understand you either way!
Our runner up was Silios, who lost by four votes.
Coming up next is the Most Annoying Poster. This year’s winner is:
tinymhg
Nothing quite like being told that your posts cause users to pop blood vessels, dread your every word, and skip over you entirely quite like a shiny new award. Congratulations!
The runner up was madster111, who lost by one vote.
Up now is the Most Missed Poster award. This goes to:
StalfrosCC
Despite his occasional drop in, old Mikey is hardly seen around these parts anymore, which means we can say whatever we want about him and he’ll never know. Like making fun of the Amish! But we won’t, because we don’t want him to come by and then run off again, right? Right.
Second place winner was Ghosttrip, who lost by two votes.
On its way now is the Funniest Poster award. And the winner is:
BlackStar
What can be said about BlackStar that hasn’t been said before? The man is like Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence, only funny. And black. And not in a fat suit. Congratulations!
Our runner up was De-Ting, who lost by three votes.
Next up is the Most Helpful Poster. This year’s winner is:
WickedLiquid
Hey, way to go. You sure did help people with, uh, their stuff? Yeah, right. So congratulations! On an unrelated note, way to be hard to write jokes about. Keep it up!
Our runner up was Bretimus_v2, who lost by one vote.
And now we have the Least Helpful Poster. Our winner is:
madster111
Unlike lovable Wicked, you went out of your way to be unproductive, unhelpful, and a stick in the mud in a minefield that indicates nothing. Way to go.
Our second place winner is Uglykitten, who lost by five votes.
Next up we have the Most Respected Poster. The winner is:
used44
This igloo-dwelling blubber eater has earned much respect from the users (get it? Users? used?) of GR, or as his people call it, maize. Even though he has to post via binary smoke signals, he’s still managed to stay a strong part of the community, enough that people forgive his custom to cut hearts out and kick bodies down his pyramid, as is his custom. Congratulations!
The runner up was Bretimus_v2, who lost by four votes.
Moving right along, we have the Least Respected Poster. The winner is:
madster111
As he isn’t very helpful, it only follows thusly that he isn’t very respected either, meaning he could easily not win either award if he just started being more helpful. But then he wouldn’t be madster, would he?
Our second place winner was 213EDD, who lost by three votes.
Up next is the Biggest Forum Contributor. Our winner is:
danielrbischoff
Okay, he might be staff, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care regardless, right? No, stop laughing. He definitely doesn’t just care because of his job. Dammit, stop laughing. He’d definitely contribute this much if he wasn’t being paid to. Christ, stop that, I’m being serious! (The joke is that I’m not being serious)
Our second place winner was Longo_2_guns, who lost by three votes.
Now we have the Spammer Award. This goes to:
Longo_2_guns
After posting nearly three hundred posts in the span of a few hours, this award comes completely out of nowhere! Though I do attribute the return of community events to this, since I bumped that thread with a post that was “I want to see these come back.â€
. Curious why people voted me in that category though only so I can improve. Is it my lack of involvement? 
