Being Married

Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by MikeyVassallo, Dec 25, 2009.

  1. schimmel

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    Because GR is better than wedding night sex... OBVIOUSLY!
     
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  2. WickedLiquid

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    Because they went to GR for their honeymoon?

    Congrats!!
     
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  3. TheDiesel

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    Dedication my son.
     
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    They were married a week ago. They've already returned from the honeymoon.
     
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  5. GRColin

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    Still a douche I see.

    Congrats Stal! Welcome to married life!
     
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    Wha? I thought I was getting an invite.

    Suck a dick, ex-friend.


    Also, congratulations!
     
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    I thought that the reason he got married was so that he wouldn't have to suck any more dicks.
     
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  9. Trippysmurf

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    Congrats Stal.

    I have a feeling you guys will be like Lily and Marshall. You know, the cool married couple, not the married couple that argues in front of their friends.
     
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    now hurry up and pop out some kids that'll become the master race and replace us all.
     
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  11. MikeyVassallo

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    I got married on the 19. Those of you I actually like (like FTG) knew that. I didn't get married and rush to GR to tell you guys. Also, any chance of me wanting to have kids has been quelled by me knowing the lot of you for any amount of time.

    Also, gay marriage isn't legal in Texas, but me and BBKs father will still be seeing each other on the side because it is legal in Morocco. And boy does he love my big dick.

    I kid. I like his big dick.

    Anyhow, kisses and a special thank you to Ted for the lovely card. It is hanging from the Christmas Tree! You all can learn a lot from Ted.
     
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  12. Trippysmurf

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    So what you are saying is you want a gift package next year.

    I can arrange that.

    I only ask for your first born son for my blood libels.
     
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    YEAH RIGHT! :roll:

    Next you're going to tell me there is a higher ratio of Christians to Muslims in Texas! double eye roll :roll: :roll:
     
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  14. schimmel

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    Followed by the death penalty is still legal down there... TRIPLE eye roll :roll: :roll: :roll:

    PS: I didn't know, so I guess you don't like me, Stal? Well I guess there goes your Fruit of the Month Club membership I was gonna get you as a wedding present... asshole :p

    Oh, I'm just kidding, I forgive you seeing as how I'm a dumbass at times <3
     
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  15. KoalaRainbowPoop

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    who cares about his wedding? i'm waiting on the honeymoon sex tape that'll make it's rounds on the net. and siad tape will make them famous and they'll get a reality show on either e tv or vh1. ohhh i can't wait.
     
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  16. MattAY

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    What are you talking about? Stal is Ron Jeremy.
     
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    This got me excited. :oops:
     
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  18. WickedLiquid

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    For the record (not that it actually matters) I was joking about Stal taking his honeymoon at GR. But I wasn't joking about the Congrats!!

    Any pics from the wedding?
     
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  19. Trippysmurf

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    When I read that, I imagined the look on Kirk's face from Glee when Finn had to serenade him.
     
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  20. schimmel

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    ^ that was th gayest thing I've read so far... but then again Glee is the gayest how I've seen so far so it's ok
     
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