keepithowitis
Rookie
I think this is all a set-up.
Chris, think of all the times this girl has come onto you. Break down every encounter to its sub-departments. If you take the time to think, you'll realize that it's not you she's after... or is it?
You know women are phantom, Chris, don't you? Are you familiar with Sue Storm? Yes? She was the first. Your boss is an apprentice. You know, I assume, that she's been watching you since you first took your job. Watching you shove around your coworkers by the water fountain. Watching you take your frustration out in the car at the company lot. Watching you lift cinder blocks. She knows you like it rough, Chris. She's not playing hard to get.
How does she draw you in? Women aren't animals, Chris. They're finely tuned machines. She sings to you, and you blindly assume it's anything but a trap. Wrong. This isn't a mating call; no, far from it. Like a dolphin she reflects the sonar signals of her voice off your awe-struck face. Every note, every harmony, even when she gets a bit off-key. She doesn't question, she analyzes, sizes you up like a prize winning pig. What did she sing, Bowie? I bet she knows you're a sucker for Bowie. She read it off your face the first time you met.
By this point I'm sure you've started to make some connections. What are you thinking? Don't worry about encrypting your thoughts, Chris. Your boss is likely two steps ahead.
Here, I'll show you the next logical course of action, if you're curious. So coincidental that you've happened to openly share these facts in such an order. Or is it?
Read carefully here. You may find the answer you seek.
Women feed off of a man's fear of the unknown, Chris, don't you see? The playful hand grabs, the underwear flashing, the fact that you two are alone so often, not to mention the undisclosed boyfriend. She knows you're unsure, and to be frank, it gets her off. What is it you want to find out? She throws you a few scraps and leaves you hungering for the big ham. But what is there to know unless there are some things ignored?
Think again, Chris. You are.
You've ignored her boyfriend in conversation for most of your posts. Why is that? Is it because you don't want to know more? You don't seem to give off that vibe, but oh, don't you secretly want to? What is he like? Surely she's talked to him about you. It's only fair given your preoccupation with her. What does he think of you? What kind of knucklehead is he to not realize his girl is pullin' stunts?
That's because he's been pullin' the stunts on you, Chris. This whole time.
Why did she give you her number? How do you know it was her number? Have you called it? Maybe her husband will pick up. Maybe he's been wanting to talk to you. Your boss' analysis had to be put to use in some way.
Why did she slow down on the flirting? Did she realize you were playing hard to get? Or is she simply moving aside for another to fill her role? Surely if she knows anything about you, it's your fascination with role-playing. At this point, she's got you on a string.
Now, just a week ago, was her wedding day. Re-read your thoughts on the event. You've moved on from some semi-attraction to your boss. You think she's crazy, clueless, and you're done. But what about the third piece to this puzzle? Where does your sympathy lie?
It doesn't take a woman to figure out who you've now set your eyes upon. Go for it, Chris, and this time, don't hold back.
Chris, think of all the times this girl has come onto you. Break down every encounter to its sub-departments. If you take the time to think, you'll realize that it's not you she's after... or is it?
She's testing the waters. Was it only a brush of the fingers? Or something more vigorous? If it's anything more, Chris, she's analyzing you. The viscosity of your excrement, possibly, the firmness of your buttocks. She goes straight for what she wants to know, and you're left blindly guessing as to her motives. Study your sluts, Chris. It's the oldest trick in the book.Optimus-Crime said:
Analyzing your sensitivity to a bit of sweet-talking.Optimus-Crime said:
Analyzing your sensitivity to a bit of roughhousing.Optimus-Crime said:
Analyzing your human sexual response.Optimus-Crime said:
You know women are phantom, Chris, don't you? Are you familiar with Sue Storm? Yes? She was the first. Your boss is an apprentice. You know, I assume, that she's been watching you since you first took your job. Watching you shove around your coworkers by the water fountain. Watching you take your frustration out in the car at the company lot. Watching you lift cinder blocks. She knows you like it rough, Chris. She's not playing hard to get.
How does she draw you in? Women aren't animals, Chris. They're finely tuned machines. She sings to you, and you blindly assume it's anything but a trap. Wrong. This isn't a mating call; no, far from it. Like a dolphin she reflects the sonar signals of her voice off your awe-struck face. Every note, every harmony, even when she gets a bit off-key. She doesn't question, she analyzes, sizes you up like a prize winning pig. What did she sing, Bowie? I bet she knows you're a sucker for Bowie. She read it off your face the first time you met.
By this point I'm sure you've started to make some connections. What are you thinking? Don't worry about encrypting your thoughts, Chris. Your boss is likely two steps ahead.
Here, I'll show you the next logical course of action, if you're curious. So coincidental that you've happened to openly share these facts in such an order. Or is it?
She's gotten you talking about her husband. Now, already this might throw up some red flags. You're aware she's getting married. She's quite aware too. You don't know her husband, but she talks him up to you all the time. How do you know he's a nice guy? Are these simple assumptions, or educated guesses?Optimus-Crime said:
At this point, you've clearly developed a fear of the fiance. Your HSR is steering you towards your primal instincts, but yet, an invisible force holds you back. Is it morals? Fear of causing disruption in the workplace? Apprehension at the thought of losing your job? You've fallen right into her trap, Chris.Optimus-Crime said:
I'd advise you to stop trying to analyze her. You'll never be successful.Optimus-Crime said:
Read carefully here. You may find the answer you seek.
Women feed off of a man's fear of the unknown, Chris, don't you see? The playful hand grabs, the underwear flashing, the fact that you two are alone so often, not to mention the undisclosed boyfriend. She knows you're unsure, and to be frank, it gets her off. What is it you want to find out? She throws you a few scraps and leaves you hungering for the big ham. But what is there to know unless there are some things ignored?
Oh. You're not thinking about him, are you?Optimus-Crime said:
Think again, Chris. You are.
You've ignored her boyfriend in conversation for most of your posts. Why is that? Is it because you don't want to know more? You don't seem to give off that vibe, but oh, don't you secretly want to? What is he like? Surely she's talked to him about you. It's only fair given your preoccupation with her. What does he think of you? What kind of knucklehead is he to not realize his girl is pullin' stunts?
That's because he's been pullin' the stunts on you, Chris. This whole time.
Why did she give you her number? How do you know it was her number? Have you called it? Maybe her husband will pick up. Maybe he's been wanting to talk to you. Your boss' analysis had to be put to use in some way.
Why did she slow down on the flirting? Did she realize you were playing hard to get? Or is she simply moving aside for another to fill her role? Surely if she knows anything about you, it's your fascination with role-playing. At this point, she's got you on a string.
Now, just a week ago, was her wedding day. Re-read your thoughts on the event. You've moved on from some semi-attraction to your boss. You think she's crazy, clueless, and you're done. But what about the third piece to this puzzle? Where does your sympathy lie?
Optimus-Crime said:
It doesn't take a woman to figure out who you've now set your eyes upon. Go for it, Chris, and this time, don't hold back.
