It's My Mom's Birthday!

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  1. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Well, it's May 22nd! That means it's my mom's 50th birthday! You see, I'm not afraid to be a mama's boy. In fact, I have a pretty good reasons to be a mama's boy. 1. She's bigger and smarter than me. 2. She can probably kick your ass. 3. She's my mom that took care of me my whole life unlike my worthless father. Anyways, you might want to know what she looks like? Here's a photo I took of her last year sleeping.

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    Oh I forgot, she had a deep voice. Whenever somebody calls, they don't know if it's my step-father answering or her.
     
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  2. Rainemaida

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    Quit posting porn Ugh!
     
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    *Guitar riff*

    Think about it, Ugh's mom.
     
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    Enhance. 

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    Please tell me that's a pipe. 
     
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  5. spartan317

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    Tell your mom happy b day from all of us and if that is a pipe... surprise her a hookah...
     
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    This is the creepiest fucking thread ever. Also thanks Used.
     
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  7. WickedLiquid

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    I don't know if it's the fact that I'm in a good mood, or I'm listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWlIEBPKl7M

    But this thread just feels like one of those whimsical feel-good moments you see in the movies.


    ....yeah, it's probably just the song.

    Happy Birthday Mother Ugh!
     
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  8. HK-47

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    Happy birthday Ugh's mom, have a good one!
    What did you get her Ugh? A new pipe?
     
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  9. Rainemaida

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    Get her one of these

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  10. UghRochester

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    Glad you saw that, used. I was hoping one of you guys would see it. Are you willing to believe she smokes tobacco out of that?
     
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    Hmm... it's not illegal to have a pipe lying around like that. I was so used to her smoking tobacco out of it, completely forgot people smoke marijuana from it.
     
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  13. Bretimus_v2

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    Nothing like a birthday bowl.

    Happy Birthday Mrs. Rochester!
     
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    Happy birthday Mrs. Rochester... Are ya single? Cause i would love to check out ugh's bedroom he grew up in if you catch my drift ;)
     
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    ...Gross, Lien.

    You frenchies. I swear.
     
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    ...Did you...say she was BIGGER than you?...Woah
     
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  17. WickedLiquid

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    True. It's perfectly legal to sell a bong with a giant pot leaf on it as long as you sell it as a "tobacco" smoking product. That's how Tommy Chong got busted, he called it a marijuana smoking product.

    Pipes are better than bongs anyway, because when you smoke out of a pipe you look like you're thinking about something intellegent.
     
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  18. UghRochester

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    The person who ratted out Tommy Chong lived in Beaver Falls, a city only a few miles away from me.
     
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    Even though you are SOOOOO not.
     
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