Well, it's May 22nd! That means it's my mom's 50th birthday! You see, I'm not afraid to be a mama's boy. In fact, I have a pretty good reasons to be a mama's boy. 1. She's bigger and smarter than me. 2. She can probably kick your ass. 3. She's my mom that took care of me my whole life unlike my worthless father. Anyways, you might want to know what she looks like? Here's a photo I took of her last year sleeping. Oh I forgot, she had a deep voice. Whenever somebody calls, they don't know if it's my step-father answering or her.