Am I weird if I think my sister is hot?

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  1. intoTheRain

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    Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

    Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

    First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

    Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

    I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

    Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

    My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

    After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

    Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

    My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

    Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

    A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

    But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
     
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  3. intoTheRain

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    edits are for editors

    do you even have a sister? i bet not.

    and if you did have a sister, would you even post pictures of her here? i bet not.

    You don't have the balls to post naked pictures of your sister and mom and girlfriend here. Or any girl you may know or work with, you pansy.
     
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  5. intoTheRain

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    *sniffle*
     
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  6. Chris_Crime

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    them sniffles is all them steroids catching up there fella.
    Hellooooo lifetime of producing estrogen.

    [​IMG]
    we're still booty buddies though
    (that's buds who can both dig a fancy girl's booty) (and nothing more) (promise, BlackStar)
     
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  7. BlackStar

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    PICS. NOW.
     
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  8. Chris_Crime

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    NO! NOT HERE!

    oh wait.. yeah POST SISTER PICS NOW

    phew!
     
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  9. BlackStar

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    When Chris Crime and I both demand something, it must be done.

    Article B section 17 of the GR rules and code of conduct act.

    LOOK IT UP FOOL!
     
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    Welcome to GRchan.
     
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    Pics now or
    A) I don't believe you have a sister and do believe you're trying to become the new TNO
    B) Think you're fucked in the head
    C) Read Article B Section 17 of the GR Code of Conduct. BlackStar and Chris Crime aren't lying completely, they just need Shaft to agree so the motion is unanimous.
     
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  13. BlackStar

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    hopefully people will skim over what i'm writing here, it works better that way
     
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  14. Chris_Crime

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    personally I would like to hear more about intoTheRain's mom
    Then dad.
    then back to mom. Slowly
     
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  15. piracer

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    OH GOD I WANT A FUCKING PICTURE.

    arent we creepy?
     
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  16. Longo_2_guns

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    Ahh, classic literature.
     
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  17. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Holy crap, does this mean you're a Jedi?
     
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  18. Chris_Crime

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    sadly yes.
     
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  19. Lentium

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    I'm glad I read that.
     
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  20. Ted_Wolff

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    Yep. Sounds normal. Remember, I wrote a story about this.
     
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