Being Married

Is just like being engaged except I have to wear this ring on my left hand.

But having a wife is cool. She is makin' me a sammich.

 

Congrats, Stal! When did you finally tie the knot?

Instead of Dr. Girlfriend and Dr. Fiancee do you call her Dr. Mrs. StalfrosCC?

 

Congrats, man! When was the wedding?
Hope you two have a great Christmas.

 

nice mate. I hope you're having a good time today with the wifey.

 

I thought maybe Dr. Wife would be the next name, Congrats Stal!

 

1st Xmas newlywed - isn't that sweet. What did you get each other?

 

Congrats, sir. I hope the honeymoon was awesome.

 

I hope the honeymoon was orgasmic.

 

That'll do pig, that'll do.

 

Congratulations Mike and Dr. Stal We're happy for you both! except maybe tno, but the rest of us? happy for ya

 

"Divorce has become a common occurrence both in the United States and around the world. According to divorce statistics, it is estimated that between 40 percent and 50 percent of first marriages end in divorce in the United States"

Good luck on the coin toss!

-BBK

 

I didn't know gay marriage was legalized in Texas.

zing!

 

^It's even more funny because Stal is more likely to be a woman than his woman is likely to be a man.

Now you can all fantasize about Stal having hot lesbian sex.

 

'Now'?

 

Congrats Stal.

Hope you have Children you can mold into your nerdy image.

 

And I hope your children don't turn into replicas of Madster or Ugh

 

Imagine a hybrid of the two...

 

imagine a hybrid of tno, madster, and ugh. thats even worse.

 

I wish you well.

 

If you just got married, why on earth are you here?