Small dogs. I don't like them. At all. I could count the number of small dogs I've liked on one hand and I'd have a few fingers left over. I hate their little sharp never-ending nails on chalkboard barks. I hate that I'm spending my day off from work at the vet for a little dog that's not mine and I hate and will likely have to foot the bill because the owner is on social security income only. I hate that in order to remain a civil human being, I have nowhere to openly vent except here. Did I mention I hate small dogs? Side note: My anger was slightly subdued by the number of times autocorrect tried to replace 'dogs' with 'dongs'.