Are you a Lefty?

[Bretimus_v2]

Left hand is the finesse hand, right is the power. I write left-handed, and do most sports right-handed. I can play much more intricate parts on bass lines on piano than treble lines with my right hand. It goes both ways though because when I had an intense shoulder surgery I had to step up the right hand for things like writing and eating. (Try eating cereal with the wrong hand, it's good for a couple chuckles!)

And I recently watched GATTACA again and must say when the doctor says, "right-handed men don't hold it with their left" during the pee test scene...he's lying or I'm an anamoly.

 

[BigZell2020]

Left hand is the finesse hand, right is the power. I write left-handed, and do most sports right-handed.

Same here, I eat and write left handed but do anything that requires strength with my right. I have tried the switch hit with masturbating but my left hand tends to want to circles more so than straight up and down....just thought I'd share.

 

[mr-adriano]

I use my left hand for utensils, writing instruments and jerking it and my right hand for everything else.

 

[MonkeyPox]

I use my left hand for utensils, writing instruments and jerking it ......

Hate to eat supper at your house as for me Right handed for everything.

 

[mr-adriano]

I use my left hand for utensils, writing instruments and jerking it ......

Hate to eat supper at your house as for me Right handed for everything.

If you see me eating with my right hand you know what I am doing.

 

[MonkeyPox]

Hopefully writing.

 

[mr-adriano]

But of course.

 

[De-Ting]

My penis hangs to the right, and my right ball is longer. I guess that makes sense, doesn't it?

 

[KoalaRainbowPoop]

too much info de-ting. too much

 

[Green_Lantern]

"right-handed men don't hold it with their left" during the pee test scene...he's lying or I'm an anamoly.

I most definitely hold mine with my right hand.

 

[keepithowitis]

It's much more comfortable in the left.
And de-ting, what exactly are you doing that stretches out your balls..

 

[De-Ting]

It's much more comfortable in the left.
And de-ting, what exactly are you doing that stretches out your balls..

I follow the art of the tanooki warrior. My huge testicles are my secret weapon, besides my huge tentacles.

 

[tigerlily521985]

I am a righty, but have had to force myself to use my left hand at times. Like when my tendon shit started happening and I had to wear a brace thingy on my right hand. I can write with my left hand, but it takes forever and looks terrible. So I can use my left hand for a bunch of stuff. I would just prefer to use the right.

I have noticed that my left arm is stronger but doesn't have as much stamina as my right arm. That may or may not be normal.

 

[TheNesMan]

My left hand is pretty much useless...

As well as my left foot. In fact, the entire left side of my body is useless. Yeah, think about that.

 

[Trippysmurf]

Lefties die on average 7 years before Righties.

Eat it, you south pawed freaks.

 

[AMANIAC]

Eat it, you south pawed freaks.

Hah! What a bunch of freakazoids, left handed?! That's ridiculous and gay.

 

[thetank]

Lefties die on average 7 years before Righties.

But, as the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, and vice versa, left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds.

To the point, I am a left-handed person, but I'm right-footed, and right-eyed. I eat right-handed (that's fork in the left hand), play hockey and golf right-handed, and Guitar Hero right-handed.

Of course, you could just remember the words of Kerim in From Russia With Love: "No, James. Among these people, the left hand is used for only one thing."

That or "Once a King, always a King, but once a Knight is enough." I think they both apply.

 

[tigerlily521985]

*gasp* TheTank is back!!