LIVE from BlackStar's crummy apartment in fabulous New York City It's The 3rd Annual Whacky Blacky Dating Machine Thingy And now here's your host! RICKY GERVAIS 'ello u stupid sodding yanks! .......Errrrm, maybe I'll just host it, but thanks Ricky. Welcome guys and... guys. Once again I'm back to hook up lonely singles with the women of their dreams this Valentine's Day. Simply reply in this thread with a request for love and I shall insert your name into our luxurious Whacky Blacky machine!!! The machine will spit out the perfect date for you! So give it a shot, even if you're married you never know what could've been... READ THIS NEXT PART, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ADD Just one simple rule, you guys can make this overwhelming when I come back and see 20 requests. So ONLY 5 AT A TIME. Once I've done 5 people who've requested a date, you can submit your name for the machine. If you submit it anyways even if there are already 5 waiting then I'll ignore you and think very poorly of you and tell the old lady downstairs who loves gossip what a bad man you are. So, I guess all that's left to be said is who's lookin for love in all the wrong places?