Because your good old friend BlackStar is here for the 27th annual Whacky Blacky Dating service. Yes, that's right gents! Step right up and I'll find you a date for this upcoming Valentine's Day! You won't be lonely on the 14th with me around! All you need is some dashing good look-... um, I mean all you need is a winning personality-.... Shit... ....All you need is $20! That's right $20 .You won't regret it! But don't take my word for it, just listen to past clients. Just insert your name by replying in this thread and true love awaits. So what do you think?