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[UrbanMasque]

piss off with your lazer beam eyes! Everyone finds internet humour too funny. My story is funny if black people intimidate you.

They do intimidate me.

They don't intimidate me. But then again I'm not British.

...oh they dont eh?

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

someone let barry bonds go loose on the pill bottles eh?

Least he grew some hair.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

For serious Urban... that is some hardcore lifting you must be doing.

 

[MattAY]

^ I concur. one fridge on each arm or two?

 

[The_Big_Cheese]

You spelled humor wrong.

The Queen's English spells 'humor' with a 'u,' same thing with 'colour'

 

[thetank]

You spelled humor wrong.

The Queen's English spells 'humor' with a 'u,' same thing with 'colour'

And "favourite" and"neighbour." I don't know, England being an established power long before America kind of makes me want to spell their way. Also, Urban, I hope you're doing speedwork as well, otherwise all that muscle is useless. Mala, it wasn't a boring story, but you could have spiced it up a bit.

"I pulled out my Beretta. He walks up to the jersey. He goes up to the jersey. Now he's at the jersey. Damn, he's looking at the jersey!"

Stal, I laughed at the photo. If you shit in my stocking, however, I will hunt you down. And it was Black_Star who said you looked like Santa, and Rekkie who called you a wino. I, sir, am an opportunist, I take the chance at a joke when I get it.

 

[Pushit]

FAKE. Oh come on now, it's obliviously photoshopped!!

You're not alone malakian, black people also intimidate me. I have been ever since I got mugged by a big black man my freshman year of college (two years ago). Apparently I am just a "punk ass cracka' white boy." I guess it serves me right for living in Murderapolis. He was stupid enough to do it in front of a cop though, so he got arrested. Pretty intense. Carry on.

 

[GhostTrip]

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

You spelled humor wrong.

The Queen's English spells 'humor' with a 'u,' same thing with 'colour'

And "favourite" and"neighbour." I don't know, England being an established power long before America kind of makes me want to spell their way. Also, Urban, I hope you're doing speedwork as well, otherwise all that muscle is useless. Mala, it wasn't a boring story, but you could have spiced it up a bit.

"I pulled out my Beretta. He walks up to the jersey. He goes up to the jersey. Now he's at the jersey. Damn, he's looking at the jersey!"

Stal, I laughed at the photo. If you s*** in my stocking, however, I will hunt you down. And it was Black_Star who said you looked like Santa, and Rekkie who called you a wino. I, sir, am an opportunist, I take the chance at a joke when I get it.

Yeah, but now we're the established power, took over for england in WWI

 

[thetank]

Yeah, but at least their government isn't run by tossers and idiots.

And the only reason you "capitalist American pig-dogs" have the "power" is because of my country. You would be nothing without the technological advances made by my country's physicists. What was it Ernest Rutherford invented again? Nu - nucular weaponry?

That's right. Nuclear power. All the armies in the world are nothing against the brains of a certain New Zealand physicist.

 

[UrbanMasque]

FAKE. Oh come on now, it's obliviously photoshopped!!

You're not alone malakian, black people also intimidate me. I have been ever since I got mugged by a big black man my freshman year of college (two years ago). Apparently I am just a "punk ass cracka' white boy." I guess it serves me right for living in Murderapolis. He was stupid enough to do it in front of a cop though, so he got arrested. Pretty intense. Carry on.

.....*sigh*... def not photo shopped ... and was tha the description you gave to the cops?.."big black man"...

and where wwould murderapolis be?

Philly?

 

[thetank]

FAKE. Oh come on now, it's obliviously photoshopped!!

You're not alone malakian, black people also intimidate me. I have been ever since I got mugged by a big black man my freshman year of college (two years ago). Apparently I am just a "punk ass cracka' white boy." I guess it serves me right for living in Murderapolis. He was stupid enough to do it in front of a cop though, so he got arrested. Pretty intense. Carry on.

.....*sigh*... def not photo shopped ... and was tha the description you gave to the cops?.."big black man"...

and where wwould murderapolis be?

Philly?

Owned.

 

[Enigma]

For serious Urban... that is some hardcore lifting you must be doing.

Or some serious steroids.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

You spelled humor wrong.

The Queen's English spells 'humor' with a 'u,' same thing with 'colour'

Really? No Shit?

 

[thetank]

You spelled humor wrong.

The Queen's English spells 'humor' with a 'u,' same thing with 'colour'

Really? No Shit?

No shit. He was pointing out that humour was in fact not spelled incorrectly.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

You spelled humor wrong.

The Queen's English spells 'humor' with a 'u,' same thing with 'colour'

Really? No Shit?

No s***. He was pointing out that humour was in fact not spelled incorrectly.

Are you serious?

(Helloooo is this thing on... is my sarcasm not making it through?)

 

[thetank]

Sorry bud, it's not filtering all the way back to the cheap seats. You should have stopped after the laser-dog picture.

 

[TheNesMan]

I still recall when Mikey thought that the spelling of words like humour, rumour and armour with a U was in fact the american way and not the British way.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Yeah, but at least their government isn't run by tossers and idiots.

And the only reason you "capitalist American pig-dogs" have the "power" is because of my country. You would be nothing without the technological advances made by my country's physicists. What was it Ernest Rutherford invented again? Nu - nucular weaponry?

That's right. Nuclear power. All the armies in the world are nothing against the brains of a certain New Zealand physicist.

If he really cared about your country, he would have stayed there.

 

[Pushit]

FAKE. Oh come on now, it's obliviously photoshopped!!

You're not alone malakian, black people also intimidate me. I have been ever since I got mugged by a big black man my freshman year of college (two years ago). Apparently I am just a "punk ass cracka' white boy." I guess it serves me right for living in Murderapolis. He was stupid enough to do it in front of a cop though, so he got arrested. Pretty intense. Carry on.

.....*sigh*... def not photo shopped ... and was tha the description you gave to the cops?.."big black man"...

and where wwould murderapolis be?
Philly?

Oh I thought it was obvious that I was kidding...who knows maybe you are too. That whole sarcasm thing is tough to decipher on these here threads.

Description?! I didn't have to give a description, he sucker punched me in the face RIGHT in front of a cop car that already had his lights on. He saw the whole ordeal, more than I did that's for sure, and arrested him immediately.

If I had to give a description though I would have said, "big black man that is more than likely smoking weed, dancing, eating fried chicken and/or watermelon, and wearing a tall tee with a straight billed hat." But in all honesty, "big black man" would have probably sufficed because there are few black people here at the U of Minn. campus. I know it sounds bad but it's the truth. I have absolutely no problem with any race, I'm just a little intimidated at times.

By the way Murderapolis = Minneapolis. Laugh if you will.

Annnnnd to stay on topic here I am with my friends in Hong Kong for spring break this year. I'm on the far right if you can see it at all. Prolllly not, still a pretty dope photo though. If you ever get a chance to go to Hong Kong do it, it's quite the experience.

Eating some disgusting sushi for my first time ever in HK.

and back at school showing my sub par keg stand ability. Yeah I know I'm really cool.

Edit: Sorry larger than expected. Too tired to fix arg arg arg.