That one always gets me.Bretimus_v2 said:Several years back, Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sat, head in hands.
Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154059/johnny-many-moonsEyebrowsbv31 said:this one only really works in real time, but...
A bear walks into a bar, the bartender says "what'll have?"
And the bear says "I'll have a beer."
The bartender responds, "Alright, but why the big pause?"
say it out loud.