Ugh, there's a guy I went to Uni with who had a few hundred to kill. He really wanted to take up the guitar and keeps telling me he still wants to. He's the kind of guy who's also a status whore, even though nobody cares because frankly, he's an annoying little shit and quite creepy. Anyway, he decides to buy an iPhone but oh no! Not enough money to pay for the contract! That was six months ago, he still has the iPhone and still hasn't been able to afford a contract for it, telling us "Yeah i'll get a job for it?" Not trying to tell you what do with your money mate but surely it'd have been a better idea to get the job before buying the phone?
Oh yes, he frequently points out that he has an iPhone, but is usually met with "but can we call you on it? NO!"
Man I love the sillies.