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Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by UrbanMasque, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old - can you feel me?!

    BE FUCKING JEALOUS!
    I just saw Roger Waters' THE WALL live!!!.

    No pictures for you losers, I was too mesmerized by the show to take pictures or go to the bathroom for that matter.
    I just wanted to rub it in your faces before bed - have fun jerking off and going to sleep tonight. (i wanted to call you a derogatory name here - but my gf advised against the word ,I used, you're all lucky). So now, after the concert, i get to lie in the arms of a beautiful woman, and you all get to sit in your moms basement jerking off to cheap porn.

    btw- im drunk n high. tis all - goodnight. I'm calling sick into work tomorrow.

    ...and the worms ate into his brain!..
     
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  2. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Wow Urban. I am insanely jealous. I only wish that I could be as cool as you.

    Thanks, now I'm horribly depressed. The only option is suicide. Good bye everyone.
     
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  3. WickedLiquid

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    Haha, you know when I saw the title I instantly thought of Pink Floyd but was thinking "nah, he didn't mean the song." But BAM! There it is! Good job indeed! If this was facebook or YouTube I'd vote your post a thumbs up!

    But you're a bit of a douche when you're drunk, you know that? Only lamewads brag about how they're getting laid. Yeah, that's right, I said LAMEWAD! But maybe she won't make you so horny that it spills into your posts on this forum?

    I like Floyd, but I like them because of Gilmour, not Rogers. Rogers is a bit too cocky for my tatses. Regardless Waters had some some good songs so I'm sure it was still a stellar show!
     
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  4. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    I was bragging, but it was a bit of a joke. Oh well, anything that gets longo to off himself is a good thing.

    yea man - SICK show and the crowd was just as entertaining as the performers.
     
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    My roommate recently gave the most astute analogy of The Wall I had ever heard: "Remember that time you took acid and didn't have any fun?" So no, I not be jealous.

    But if you went to an awesome concert and had a great time, then great! I'm sure it was awesome.
     
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    Bingo! Ditto here.
     
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  9. Longo_2_guns

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    My first thought was actually this.
    I was close.
     
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  10. De-Ting

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    I like this one better.
     
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  11. Eyebrowsbv31

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    high and called into work.

    Told you it creates a bad work ethic. :wink:
     
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    You've described my life to an eerie level of precision.
     
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  13. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    ... :?

    touche
     
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  14. WickedLiquid

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    I believe you said you were high AND drunk...
     
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  15. used44

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    haha floyd sux
     
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    interchangeable with REO Speedwagon. They're Used's two favorite bands. (3rd place: Poison)
     
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    HOOOOOOLD OOOOOON LOOOOSELY
     
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  18. Chris_Crime

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    YEAH! I once cited this song when breaking up with a clingy woman.

    She's no longer clingy :( / :idontcare:
     
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